The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

Your wife is a decent lass and wouldnt do such a thing i'm sure.

It's more of a snigger you're getting these days mate, than a smile, i'm telling you mun, it's those bloody Champagne arches and that paint by numbers Pearl finish. It's like an explosion at the Dulux factory, and then you go and top it off with a chequer board roof and galvanised dust bin lids as wheels :lol:

You gonna miss all this banter next week when i go in for my op.

Your lovely wife did let me have this pic of your hairdressing company courtesy car. You should be so proud of your fleet of vehicles :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

Your wife is a decent lass and wouldnt do such a thing i'm sure.

It's more of a snigger you're getting these days mate, than a smile, i'm telling you mun, it's those bloody Champagne arches and that paint by numbers Pearl finish. It's like an explosion at the Dulux factory, and then you go and top it off with a chequer board roof and galvanised dust bin lids as wheels :lol:

You gonna miss all this banter next week when i go in for my op.

No I won't. Fortunately they timed your death/op for the same fortnight that we go on pilgrimage. So I too will be incommunicado :thumbup:

Hope to extract the urine with you upon our return and hopefully (for you) not at your wake :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

its gonna take more than a dodgy surgeon to keep me down m8, even you should know that, i was born for taking the p**s, and also sheep talent spotting , which in reality is a front for a Welsh dating agency :lol: :lol: :dance:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

The grand kids like my new pink Mobil. They both roared with laughter when I explained to them what was going on twixt us. Fancy you being on the slab whilst we are on sabbatical. We shall have a few quiet words for your recovery or would you rather I kept quiet and left it to the wife?
But at least the other forum members will get some peace and a few more sensible posts in our absence :sleeping-yellow:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

I trust you m8, i dont think you would put a bad request in with the big fella up above .

Have a great time, you and all the family. :thumbup:

As for the other guys and dolls on here they gonna miss all this banter m8. :dance:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

I trust you m8, i dont think you would put a bad request in with the big fella up above .

Have a great time, you and all the family. :thumbup:

As for the other guys and dolls on here they gonna miss all this banter m8. :dance:

jactac there is only the three of us on here (you, me & rczpeter) and he's hiding in the corner. I reckon he's afraid that you'll tell him that black wheels look naff on white cars or that opal is awful or maybe the world is about to end before he gets to own a RCZ. Either way he is hiding. I know that he's there cos I can hear him chuckling :roll:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

You should know all about hiding away in the corner and chuckling to yourself, i told you son you will go blind, you gotta stop thinking about "shampoo & bucket" :lol:

I think Peter is chuckling to himself cos he knows he's on an absolute winner with black alloys against an Opal finish, it's a winning combination, simples :dance:

He would be in the corner crying if he had gone for the Pearl Perm Mobile pick n mix colours of the "Joseph technicolour dream CAR" , its like looking at an RCZ through a kaleidoscope, with Miz Ron "Rollers & Perm" driving it :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

:text-goodpost: :happy-wavemulticolor: :text-goodpost:

I can't beat that. I require a little divine intervention hare to find the right reply. give it a while and it'll come to me :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

Oh it will COME to you m8, there lies your problem.

GET OUT OF THE CORNER & PUT IT AWAY :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

Looks like we've been moved to the naughty table with this one RON :lol:

Obviously certain members are lacking in a SOH. Shame really as sometimes all people want is a bit of fun to get them through a tough time.

I just cannot understand people joining in something if they do not like what they see. Look the other way or go and Snow Foam your car or whatever else you do to get a smile on your face.

Its a joke , PLEASE SIR THEY ARE HAVING BANTER !!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

So we have been moved!! Good thing to. I didn't like it in the corner any how. I think this thread should have been renamed "anal banter" Maybe RCZ1 or tony could assist? The has not as yet answered my prayers and so will allow you to win the battle of words.
As for driving your car jactac. When I say drive it to enjoy it, I don't mean like you did in your youth when you had the Police chasing you. I merely mean enjoy driving into the bends/corners and feeling how the car simply takes you around. As I said I failed to see an oncoming left-hander untill the last minute, I simply applied a little throttle and turned into the bend and out the other side. It was amazing. You love your RCZ after she has looked after you like that

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

Looks like we've been moved to the naughty table with this one RON :lol:

Obviously certain members are lacking in a SOH. Shame really as sometimes all people want is a bit of fun to get them through a tough time.

I just cannot understand people joining in something if they do not like what they see. Look the other way or go and Snow Foam your car or whatever else you do to get a smile on your face.

Its a joke , PLEASE SIR THEY ARE HAVING BANTER !!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tell you what jactac. Tony was bang on target. He was right. People don't want to have to wade through pages of anal banter in order to find the answer what they are looking for.
It's not as if our wrist were slapped or anything. He just said carry on children but play in the next street. where you will annoy less people. I don't expect we offend anybody as they all know we talk nonsense a lot of the time. So top marks to Tony :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

So we have been moved!! Good thing to. I didn't like it in the corner any how. The has not as yet answered my prayers and so will allow you to win the battle of words.

Ha Ha, Victory.

JACTAC 1 ROLLERS RON 0
:beer:

Im gonna log out now i think, gotta get my head ready for the op tuesday, be a good lad and try to make some friends by the time I come back, but they gotta have a bit of SOH though, none of this being up their own bums sort of attitude. :x
DONT LET THE GOONS GET TO YOU !!!!
:thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

So we have been moved!! Good thing to. I didn't like it in the corner any how. The has not as yet answered my prayers and so will allow you to win the battle of words.

Ha Ha, Victory.

JACTAC 1 ROLLERS RON 0
:beer:

Im gonna log out now i think, gotta get my head ready for the op tuesday, be a good lad and try to make some friends by the time in come back, they gotta have a bit of SOH though.
DONT LET THE GOONS GET TO YOU !!!!:thumbup:

Yes. You can have that victory. It may be your last one!!! I'll get the wife to add you to her list when she prays tonight, I may make it worse for you so I'll keep quiet were you are concerned.

Talk soon K. :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?


Now dont worry lad , ive not done one of these before but ive been reading up on it...which side was it again?

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

:clap: :lol:

I think he's gonna need a bigger pair of scissors m8.

I was quite up beat about the whole thing, but hey at least you have a SOH Marcus. :thumbup:

Catch you on the other side,
S**t shouldnt of said that :|

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

But Marcus.

Surely you have something wrong? I met jactac surgeon only yesterday and he did not look like the same man. This is the official photograph of the man who will be in charge of jactac arrangements :clap:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant m8, you wicked bathplug. :lol: :thumbup:

He looks more like my accountant :twisted:

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

K,

Glad we've got a smile out of ya.....

We will be here waiting to extract the urine when your back :wave:

best regards

Marcus

 

[Anonymous]

Re: How many shades of Pearl White?

But if you don't make it mate. Can You leave me the cash as I don't want an awful opal RCZ. If my sabbatical turns out to be critical then you can have Pearl2 as I know that was the colour that you really wanted. Shame on Marcus insisting you stayed in England overnight, just to get an affordable deal on one. We all know that you'd have been in breach of your parole order.