The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

Apologies...I will be keeping a low profile today. It's transfer deadline day and therefore my home (and workplace...shhhh ) becomes a little like a breaking news sports desk. I knew I had a HUGE interactive board and projector for something. :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Apologies...I will be keeping a low profile today. It's transfer deadline day and therefore my home (and workplace...shhhh ) becomes a little like a breaking news sports desk. I knew I had a HUGE interactive board and projector for something. :lol:

Nanoo...Nanoo...Mork callin Rizzo.........come in Rizzo......... DOES not compute :wtf:

 

[Anonymous]

Apologies...I will be keeping a low profile today. It's transfer deadline day and therefore my home (and workplace...shhhh ) becomes a little like a breaking news sports desk. I knew I had a HUGE interactive board and projector for something. :lol:

Nanoo...Nanoo...Mork callin Rizzo.........come in Rizzo......... DOES not compute :wtf:

Was this post,posted whilst one was high on Narcotics.......... :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Is that you Jassy...said in a boom in voice hidden behind dodgy SFX)?! :lol:

My classroom Jassy has a Giant interactive whiteboard and projector hooked up to my computer. Great for sporting events and Rizz's Rizzeplex. :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Is that you Jassy...said in a boom in voice hidden behind dodgy SFX)?! :lol:

My classroom Jassy has a Giant interactive whiteboard and projector hooked up to my computer. Great for sporting events and Rizz's Rizzeplex. :lol:

Aaaah l see :wtf: schools with all mod cons nowadays........it was just "Chalk and Duster".......

 

[Anonymous]

Is that you Jassy...said in a boom in voice hidden behind dodgy SFX)?! :lol:

My classroom Jassy has a Giant interactive whiteboard and projector hooked up to my computer. Great for sporting events and Rizz's Rizzeplex. :lol:

Aaaah l see :wtf: schools with all mod cons nowadays........it was just "Chalk and Duster".......

Thought you was a stone and chisel man Jassy :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Is that you Jassy...said in a boom in voice hidden behind dodgy SFX)?! :lol:

My classroom Jassy has a Giant interactive whiteboard and projector hooked up to my computer. Great for sporting events and Rizz's Rizzeplex. :lol:

Aaaah l see :wtf: schools with all mod cons nowadays........it was just "Chalk and Duster".......

Thought you was a stone and chisel man Jassy :lol:

Maybe it was Chazz its that long ago i cant really remember..... :lol: But i did go back to self learning for 2 years just recently and also for a NVQ Level3 which is still not fully finished..... just waiting on my final assessment to be passed by city&guilds :twisted:

This is FREAKY..........just as i type this post i got a call saying my NVQ in electrical engineering has been verified...................... :crazy: :beer:

 

[Anonymous]

Is that you Jassy...said in a boom in voice hidden behind dodgy SFX)?! :lol:

My classroom Jassy has a Giant interactive whiteboard and projector hooked up to my computer. Great for sporting events and Rizz's Rizzeplex. :lol:

Aaaah l see :wtf: schools with all mod cons nowadays........it was just "Chalk and Duster".......

Thought you was a stone and chisel man Jassy :lol:

Maybe it was Chazz its that long ago i cant really remember..... :lol: But i did go back to self learning for 2 years just recently and also for a NVQ Level3 which is still not fully finished..... just waiting on my final assessment to be passed by city&guilds :twisted:

This is FREAKY..........just as i type this post i got a call saying my NVQ in electrical engineering has been verified...................... :crazy: :beer:

Great news Jassy Studied for my NVQ 3 in Mechanical Engineering Maintenance over 4 years ago now but completed it in 9 months as it tought me nothing :| but well worth the 3k pay rise :thumbup: congrats again old timer, keep it up :beer:

 

[Anonymous]

This is FREAKY..........just as i type this post i got a call saying my NVQ in electrical engineering has been verified...................... :crazy: :beer:

Congratulations you old scholar you :clap:

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks guys for the :beer: its taken so long for this to happen due to others not doing their job properly :thumbdown: but this will open up doors immediately for old jassy boy its been a hard old slog,the older you get the longer it takes to sink in.......and its doesnt stay there for long........... :lol: the only good thing that comes with age is experience and i have enough that......but i know everyday day is a school day

 

[Anonymous]

Top work Jass-attack!! :thumbup: Soon it'll be earning the big bucks and owning yachts in Monaco. Don't forget us little people! :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

...although I will add that I'll always have that extra inch over you...in height!!! Tsk tsk...filthy minds .Unless you go buying Tom Cruise style built up shoes that is. :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Mean while back at the ranch..........i got myself The new
"Star Trek film last night......lnto the darkness"l actually purchased this......£18.99 Blu ray of course from blockbuster :wtf: stupidly l pre ordered this :thumbdown:it was £14.99 in some supermarket....... :thumbdown:Hindsight great thing, I was given Rave REVIEWS of this film by the blockbuster Manager and also others saying it's 10 times better than the first re- invention of the Genre...Anyhow i remember a few months ago when i was going to the cinema it was a toss up between this film and the fast and furious 6 i lost :lol: so ended up watching Vin Diesel....etc cracking film a must watch to all ya petrol heads MK1 Jim Clarcke ESCORT RS IS IN IT..+++++

Into the darkness is a good film but not a patch on the New crew's first outing and more sadly so, nowhere near as good as the film its BASED UPON "Star Trek The Wrath of Khan".........Where Spock Dies and "Ricardo Montalban plays Khan"

"The needs of the many outweigh the need of the few" "I will.... and alyays will be...your friend.......Jim".........They dont make them like they used too

 

[Anonymous]

...although I will add that I'll always have that extra inch over you...in height!!! Tsk tsk...filthy minds .Unless you go buying Tom Cruise style built up shoes that is. :lol:

Is that right Begbie........ :lol: you'll soon shrink doon to my size, come my age Bhoyo.......... :lol:and you and your Golf GTI CAN LICK MY Mountune Dagenham ass........ :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

You been pimpin your ride Jassy?! Tell me more!!! I still love the ST (particularly in Performance Blue) but it's just too expensive for me to run when compared to the Golf GTI.

I actually watched Fast and Furious 6 at the weekend. It's total nonsense...but...I loved it. Dwayne Johnson makes Vin Diesel look small!! I quite wanna see the new Riddick film. I really enjoyed the previous ones. It's silly but I love the character.

I haven't seen Star Trek but I'm afraid that it'd be wasted on me. I've never watched a single film nor episode of any of the originals or subsequent spin offs. It just doesn't appeal to me I'm afraid.

What else have I seen recently...:eusa-think:. Pain and Gain and 2 Guns. Both pretty trashy but they'll fill a few hours fairly harmlessly. Denzel W is just a cool cool dude!! 8)

 

[Anonymous]

So just to bring folks up to date as I have an awful lot happening in the next couple of weeks :crazy: Just got back from my music festival and sent off for my tickets for next year :beer:

Off to see Elton John at the OFFICIAL opening of the new Leeds Arena tomorrow night. Then off to see my solicitor to go over a few final points before my industrial tribunal hearing on the 13th :helpme:

Before the tribunal on the 11th & 12th, I start the induction training at Cleckheaton Golf Club for my new job. Franchisee to G4S (meter reading)

I then shoot over to Frankfurt for the motor show on Monday and return on Wednesday.

Collect my car that will have had the jacking points straightened out by the tyre shop that bent them. I then drop it off at the Peugeot managers house. He will sort my noisy mirrors out (he was told that I was having "problems") and whilst it's in there they are going to refurb all four wheels (£50 per corner) whilst I continue down south for a couple of weeks much needed R & R :sleeping-yellow: When we return from our little retreat we will have a whole new bathroom to relax in too :thumbup:

Once I have returned from that, I shall have a couple of more days on the job coaching/training, before being let loose on my own.

I'm writing all this down in order that I can check it on a daily basis to see what I am supposed to be doing :roll:

 

[Anonymous]

Wow, busy time Ron... Hope everything goes well for you at the tribunal and in your new employment and enjoy yourself at your other events

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[RCZ1]

Yeah good luck with the new job Ron, you certainly deserve some good news for a change :thumbup: Onwards and Upwards

Well done too Jassy :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Ron good on ye mate......life is better for ya now........ye cant beat a bit Elton.... :thumbup: and a Motor show sounds great,Hope you get a fair deal at the Tribuneral :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

You been pimpin your ride Jassy?! Tell me more!!! I still love the ST (particularly in Performance Blue) but it's just too expensive for me to run when compared to the Golf GTI.

I actually watched Fast and Furious 6 at the weekend. It's total nonsense...but...I loved it. Dwayne Johnson makes Vin Diesel look small!! I quite wanna see the new Riddick film. I really enjoyed the previous ones. It's silly but I love the character.

I haven't seen Star Trek but I'm afraid that it'd be wasted on me. I've never watched a single film nor episode of any of the originals or subsequent spin offs. It just doesn't appeal to me I'm afraid.

What else have I seen recently...:eusa-think:. Pain and Gain and 2 Guns. Both pretty trashy but they'll fill a few hours fairly harmlessly. Denzel W is just a cool cool dude!! 8)

F&F 6 IS TOTALL nonsense i agree..in the cinema it was great, as it was shown in high def on the new screens that had just been installed,it makes a big difference.I also managed to source a Blu ray version of "Schindlers List" blu ray adds even more reality to this traumatic film and its not for the faint hearted in this format

Ah Mountune...this will be done as soon as the "bump" i was in is resolved, as i have still not had any news back from the insurance company yet and i am still £700 out of pocket,the Mountune upgrade is £1295 giving the Focus 280 bhp,

The ST3 can be got for £22,000 at the moment which is cheap. A fully loaded car is about £24,700 which is £1300 less than what i paid So they a bargain at the moment but there is a wee facelift coming to the Focus next year,so that may improve the looks of the ST at the front.The Golf is a Golf.......classy car.
I drove a Audi A3 s-tronic hated that dsg thingy gearbox awful..so if your going for a GTI get one with a manual gearbox :thumbup: