The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

I'm just having a Mick „Crocodile“ Dundee beer and think life is good :beer:

So a Fosters it is then Tommy boy am more of a Corona "Fast&Furious" boy myself....... :lol: Then its TINNYS OF BUD

Fosters? Ugh!

It's of course a good German beer. This Mick „Crocodile“ Dundee reference was in relation to its size. You know the scene with the knife?

 

[Anonymous]

I'm just having a Mick „Crocodile“ Dundee beer and think life is good :beer:

So a Fosters it is then Tommy boy am more of a Corona "Fast&Furious" boy myself....... :lol: Then its TINNYS OF BUD

Fosters? Ugh!

It's of course a good German beer. This Mick „Crocodile“ Dundee reference was in relation of it's size. You know the scene with the knife?

Sorry Tom no likey German beer....it gives old Jassy a hangover :shock:

 

[Anonymous]

Love a good Erdinger, Franziskaner or Weihenstephan. German beers are some of the best. Although Leffe and Hoegarden are also right up there. Good work Belgium!

So Jassy, the holiday was a belter then? Glad your guts held out this time!!

38 is still far too hot for me! I'd have been cremated!

 

[Anonymous]

German beer bought in Germany seems to be a whole lot different than their export. Love the stuff. Although I always end up on kumeraling (spelling? ) which is a kind of herb based spirit.

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[Anonymous]

I'd just like to attach a NSFW warning on this. Watch it to the end though. Made me laugh but then I am a child.

http://lybio.net/barely-political-deck- ... al/comedy/

 

[Anonymous]

Well i got a bit of good news today.....as some members will remember...about 4 months ago to this day actually, some older gent..crashed into my 6 week old focus this cost me £700 in a insurance excess payment " i never knew it was that much,and it wont happen again" anyhow i got my £700 excess back today and my insurance no claims is back :auto-car: :dance: :dance: :dance: "I WILL BE CHANGING INSURANCE COMPANY AFTER THE YEAR IS OUT"

All i need now is a job Then its the Mountune Kit as my insurance is back to normal :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Good news then Jassy! :thumbup: Don't imagine your insurance premiums will stay quite so low when you bang that bad boy into it!! So...how many extra BHP does that pump into the ST?!

 

[Anonymous]

Good news jassy :thumbup: Only wish the news that I received today was as good :thumbdown: Time to top myself me thinks :twisted:

 

[Anonymous]

Does this mean you lost your hearing? :thumbdown:

 

[Anonymous]

Does this mean you lost your hearing? :thumbdown:

Still no judgement yet, just a solicitor bill for September. He reduced his charges to a straight £7200!! So far it's cost around £16,000 (without checking past invoices) with more costs to follow if I win the case. If I loose I'll be declaring bankruptcy :thumbdown:

 

[Anonymous]

Does this mean you lost your hearing? :thumbdown:

Still no judgement yet, just a solicitor bill for September. He reduced his charges to a straight £7200!! So far it's cost around £16,000 (without checking past invoices) with more costs to follow if I win the case. If I loose I'll be declaring bankruptcy :thumbdown:

Awwwwwe God Damn Ron........I HOPE AND PRAY that you will win this mate, my thoughts are with you mate they really are

 

[Anonymous]

Good news then Jassy! :thumbup: Don't imagine your insurance premiums will stay quite so low when you bang that bad boy into it!! So...how many extra BHP does that pump into the ST?!

Its just 280 bhp Matt and 400nm metres of torque......but there is a insurance company/subsiduary of Mountune "Greenlight insurance" that wont up your insurance with this if you insure with them.

And Alas i have found one bad problem with my Focus i am fricking raging....Both my headlamps where saturated with condensation and i mean fully,that bad they badly restricted the light output from the car driving home in the heavy rain tonight, i could hardly see 20 feet in front me, I MIGHT AS WELL HAD 2 CANDLES in the headlamps that bad i had to slow down to 40 miles a hour on the dual carriageways,i aquaplaned twice because i couldnt see the road surface.


I finally get a car with xenon headlights which i have always wanted and they end up doing this,i think the part department/servicing department Manager will really hear me tomorrow,i aint going to drive this car again at night till this is fixed I was a little apprehensive to say the least driving home :wtf:

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Anonymous]

Thank feck for that!

Had a hell of a day! Two models cancelled at the last minute and then had to sweet talk the boss's daughter (who just popped in for a brew) into wearing suspenders and modelling for me. She agreed in the end but I'm not looking forward to the boss coming in on Monday!! Lol :roll:

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[Anonymous]

You care to share

 

[Anonymous]

The images aren't processed yet mate. Thought I'd do that Monday morning...

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[Anonymous]

The images aren't processed yet mate. Thought I'd do that Monday morning...

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Sounds like you have a great job John :thumbup: But then again the grass always seems far greener on the other side eh... :eusa-think: :lol:

Avril used to be a model up until about 3 years ago...she's all legs and arms....I call her the Albatros......anytime i take a holiday photo its always That "Wheel of Fortune pose"........ :lol: i will show ya for example :beer:

and tonights star prize on the wheel of fortune....is a HEDGE :lol: As per the norm this site shrinks all my photos

 

[Anonymous]

The images aren't processed yet mate. Thought I'd do that Monday morning...

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Sounds like you have a great job John :thumbup: But then again the grass always seems far greener on the other side eh... :eusa-think: :lol:

Avril used to be a model up until about 3 years ago...she's all legs and arms....I call her the Albatros......anytime i take a holiday photo its always That "Wheel of Fortune pose"........ :lol: i will show ya for example :beer:

and tonights star prize on the wheel of fortune....is a HEDGE :lol: As per the norm this site shrinks all my photos

:lol: that made me laugh mate, thanks.
And believe me it's not anywhere near as good as it sounds. Models cause me more stress than anything else!

 

[Anonymous]

Oh well it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it. :crazy: :crazy: :clap:

 

[Anonymous]

Please don't Peugeot