The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

Well tickle my crusty bum, look who's back in town
Nice to see ya buddy, hope all is back on track at the castle
We need some bantering, and fast in here m8 :?
Nice to have you back, I wont hold my breath though, your like the Scarlet Pimpernell, :lol: ( I think thats how you spell it) :?

Aye its like a graveyard this thread with zombies underneath it and me you and Rizz ARE WEARING THE RED AND BLACK LEATHER JACKETS.............Trio..Trio .............TRIO............... And its in dyer need of some thrills :lol: catch ma vin :lol: :lol: cent price

 

[Anonymous]

No hols planned yet m8,
Would of liked to go somewhere this week but just never got round to booking anything, and I'm back in work on Monday now so she will have to wait a bit longer to see me in my new lycra speedos, my old ones where starting pinch and chaff a bit around the danglies, dont know why cos as you can see I keep myself trim for the beach hols :lol:
So anyway buddy ;
How's your contract going ?
Is the Merc still ongoing ? (nice car)
Are you plugged into a real computer these days or doing this on your phone (I think you know where I'm coming from) :eusa-think:

 

[Anonymous]

No hols planned yet m8,
Would of liked to go somewhere this week but just never got round to booking anything, and I'm back in work on Monday now so she will have to wait a bit longer to see me in my new lycra speedos, my old ones where starting pinch and chaff a bit around the danglies, dont know why cos as you can see I keep myself trim for the beach hols :lol:
So anyway buddy ;
How's your contract going ?
Is the Merc still ongoing ? (nice car)
Are you plugged into a real computer these days or doing this on your phone (I think you know where I'm coming from) :eusa-think:

I have been workin up in stonehaven on a site consisting of 12 luxuary flats not far from Rizzo's neck of the woods the merc is still coming as for geography thats in no mans land and doubtfull :? :? as for lookin good in speedos you should try workin away constantly i am fading away to a shadow too tierd to eat after working all day then sharing a flat in johnshaven with 2 other guys so no home comforts what so ever but its a means to a end :?: holiday/car speakin of which i aint saw my car since last monday its parked up at my mothers no doubt covered in dust and bird crap :thumbdown:

 

[Anonymous]

Sounds like your having a bit of a tough time at the moment buddy
Hang on in there, eat some haggis, and get your room buddys out on the town, show them how its done Jassy style :thumbup:

As for the bird crap, it'll wash off, anyway I reckon mam will give it a full detail by the time you get home :thumbup:
Thats what mam's are for, and cooking great chips :dance:
Take care buddy, have a great weekend. :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Hi mates comin at ya via a fine so forgive any spelling villas I have had a really bad month with jobs and relationships all have vanished into thin air but this is the time to get the dirty white vest pot and do my John MacLean..he hope your all doin good jactac you chucked this forum hope not anyhow speak soon :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Hi mates comin at ya via a fine so forgive any spelling villas I have had a really bad month with jobs and relationships all have vanished into thin air but this is the time to get the dirty white vest pot and do my John MacLean..he hope your all doin good jactac you chucked this forum hope not anyhow speak soon :thumbup:

This is truly unhappy news! I had wondered where you had been of late and I am truly saddened to hear that life appears to have kicked a good man in the royal baubles. Are you ok?! Concerned about you mate...Don't want to pry further on matters of the heart, I wish to respect your privacy. However, i'n sure many women will be rejoicing (down to their knickers) with the knowledge that you are available. Mate, i'm sure that if i'd have been a single man i'd have been down the road to set the nightlife alive like touch-paper with ya. We'd have been like two ruthless conquering Vikings...minus the raping and pillaging!! However, I know you have the silver tongue to manage this without my assistance when you decide to climb back on that particular...erm..."horse"(preferably a thorough bred though)!! I hope that things work out mate...I'm sure they will. You're too good a guy to be kept down!! :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Do you have any luck James other than bad luck? Last time of hearing you had jobs galore and more than enough females in the household for a right royal knees up. Can you still go ahead with the SLK? Best of luck getting back onto an even footing :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks guys for your comforting words yes Ron a great run of badluck av lost a stone in weight down 12 with the stress but I am doing better now I will pop more often once I get a pc all home electrics home cinema pc are out of. Bounds at avrils women they always make it messy :thumbdown: but I am doing a few jobs for a kitchen company better than nowt at the mo take care banter boyz jasmundo shall return to normal service soon eh Rizzo you got that new wheel yet :lol: Ron you still rcz1 s lap dog :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks guys for your comforting words yes Ron a great run of badluck av lost a stone in weight down 12 with the stress but I am doing better now I will pop more often once I get a pc all home electrics home cinema pc are out of. Bounds at avrils women they always make it messy :thumbdown: but I am doing a few jobs for a kitchen company better than nowt at the mo take care banter boyz jasmundo shall return to normal service soon eh Rizzo you got that new wheel yet :lol: Ron you still rcz1 s lap dog :lol:

Glad that you still have done work to keep you ticking over and hope things sort themselves out soon.

Still no joy with the wheel. Stupid freaking plumbing emergencies in the last fortnight have cost me a tidy whack...and a "man badge"...to sort out. Annoyingly this has cost me face and the object of my steering wheel lustings...damn it!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Man badge rizz?? j :lol: if its any consolidation rizz av lost a ten thousand pound contract with tracks by choosing another job because of others Putin pressure on me guess who. But rizz u not on your hols now mate?? The merc is a spek on the horizon at the moments Ron I have booked 2 weeks hols in September in sharm el sheik me and another? Just saw the italians beat the Germans shock aroony :wtf:

 

[Anonymous]

Well deserved win for the Italians tonight. Came out with the right game plan but Germany were poor. Great to see Super Mario getting two tonight. I'm a big Balotelli fan, partially because he's a very talented player and, partially because he's totally mentally unstable. Great to see a player with personality ad a bit of fight in him...sadly lacking in most of the current breed of footballers.

As for the job?! Wtf?! That's cr*p!!! Still...a holiday, and chance to top up that tan, awaits. Maybe it's best to embrace these things for now and get some perspective on things?

 

[Anonymous]

A wee spot of wisdom from the rizz :thumbup: yes I totally agree but it wont be in a family resort always fan ked a bit of naturism :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

I went down to Brighton naturist beach the year that it first opened there. Many moons ago now. I would not be so bald nowadays!!! The stones were not the best feature on that beach that year as I recall :lol:

Go for it Jassy, with your new stealth like figure all should be before you

 

[Anonymous]

You must be one of the few people that gain hair as they age then RON. You should donate your body to medical research...

However, I echo your sentiment. Live life with no regrets. Don't wanna be lying on your deathbed thinking, "I wish I'd done that..."

So...embrace your new found liberty...in EVERY sense. Achieve your all over tab and come back like a bronzed Adonis, ready to kick over any hurdles recently placed in your way.

 

[Anonymous]

I am one of the eldest at work and one of the few with a full head on non grey/white hair. Granted my hair line has receded from my youth, but the guys at work make me look positively Peter Panish :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Hi mates comin at ya via a fine so forgive any spelling villas I have had a really bad month with jobs and relationships all have vanished into thin air but this is the time to get the dirty white vest pot and do my John MacLean..he hope your all doin good jactac you chucked this forum hope not anyhow speak soon :thumbup:

Hey oh buddy, yes I'm still hanging around here, like a bad smell :crazy:
I dont pop in that much these days, (to the relief of others) :lol:
It looks like our lives seem to run in parallels to a degree, I was told yesterday told that my "new" job is now under threat :?

As you know I was laid off just before xmas after 30 years with BPI Packaging, but then managed to find a job doing exactly the same thing just up the road with another, far smaller firm, who had big plans to to expand, they "talked" big, however in reality "talk is cheap" and they were just pipe dreams, it turns out that the the two fellas that own and run the place are just day dreamers and couldnt organise a p*ss up in a brewery. It actualy borders on comical the way the place is run, the only bit thats NOT funny is that I now have to find another job.
I did get to go to Tiawan and Italy though so I guess thats something :eusa-think:
I think I'm going to go down a totaly different road this time and find something different with less stress, a basic everday job, I'm not going chasing the £££, I'll collect bins if I have to, in fact I have more respect for bin men than tossers who think they can run a company and treat people like sh*t. These firms would be lost without the honest, hard working & underpaid employees all over the country.

Sometimes m8 you need a good sense of humour to pull you through the dark times, and I know you've got a wicked sense of humour by the bucket loads , so chin up, get some haggis down you , buy some of that Tango Tanning Oil that you used to splash on and dont let it get you down.

Hey maybe we could start up our own business, Tango'd Lamb, you supply the tanning equipment and I'll kidnap a few sheep.
You may even take a fancy to one, and have a new partner (dont knock it till you try it) :lol:

Anyway buddy keep smiling and keep in touch. :Moony:

 

[Anonymous]

Maaaaan...you too Jactac?! What a giant swinging set of pendulous man meteors seem to be in play just now! This does not make me happy! Hopefully both your luck takes a turn for the better really soon!!

In a slight attempt to cheer you both up I wish to provide you with this example of how I plan to spend my time during the holidays. "I am the night..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=AfgtEjjQnHQ

 

[Anonymous]

Nice one rizz just make sure you get the bike with small sports handle bars :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Oooof... :lol: :lol: if I'm designing it, I'll be sure to ensure that they are appropriately sized rather than charging a further 170 bucks for something that should have been there from the off!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Oooof... :lol: :lol: if I'm designing it, I'll be sure to ensure that they are appropriately sized rather than charging a further 170 bucks for something that should have been there from the off!!!

Good point mate as should xenon light's and satnav I was in my mates 2012 308 that's got both xenons andsatnav although the satnav looks crap