The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

Jass I've been married 25 years and still do a week or so down mams now and then, I just think of it as a bit of rest , relaxation, and extra nights out with the lads :dance:

Every time I go down for a cuppa the oldman looks over his daily paper and thinks to himself "SH*T here we go again" :lol:

my parents say/think the same what is it now :lol: :lol: what have you done this time :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Thats what parents are for.

A place to crash out when the sh*t hits the fan . :thumbup:

If my son ever moves out, which I seriously doubt, he will be a constant visitor back home. Then again I dont think Mrs H is going to leave him go anyway, but with me she holds the door open :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

I live with avril she has 2 teenage girls 13 and 17 :thumbdown: frickin hormones it would drive any man round the bend especially at that wierd time of the month 3 of them all in tandem- Women are the only creatures on earth that bleed for a week and survive it :lol: :lol:

 

[RCZ1]

Just imagine what the world would be Iike if it was men who suffered the dreaded monthlys. Man Flu would pale into insignificance :shock:

Sounds like your OH's deserve a medal for having to live with you :lol:
I certainly wouldn't let you back in again, every time you went running back to your parents. Suffer the consequences I say :eusa-whistle:

 

[Anonymous]

Just imagine what the world would be I've if it was men who suffered the dreaded monthlys. Man Flu would pale into insignificance :shock:

Sounds like your OH's deserve a medal for having to live with you :lol:
I certainly wouldn't let you back in again, every time you went running back to your parents. Suffer the consequences I say :eusa-whistle:

I dont run back to my mothers :lol: i get rifled right out the door :x then again i could always buy a estate car and live in that the next time i get fired out of the cannon :lol: :lol: Audi a5 avant sportsline

 

[Anonymous]

OMG DONT MENTION MAN FLU

I HAD IT AND IT IS WITHOUT DOUBT THE WORST THING THAT A MAN CAN CATCH, WELL MAYBE "SHEEP SLOP" COMES CLOSE, BUT I'M NOW IMMUNE TO THAT :lol:

PREGNANCY IS A MILD HEADACHE COMPARED TO M.F. :?

look out here come the girls :evil: :lol:

 

[RCZ1]

OMG DONT MENTION MAN FLU

PREGNANCY IS A MILD HEADACHE COMPARED TO M.F. :?

look out here come the girls :evil: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Pregnancy rates would drop dramatically if men had to give birth

 

[Anonymous]

They would drop a lot further if us men had no input

 

[Anonymous]

Am i missing something here what is man flu???I am loaded with a head cold just now but say very little about it. I handle it in my stride and need no female moly cuddling,my better half has the time of the month and all i get my back is sore,i am tierd,i am incredibly irratible,i have bad dreams,i am so hot with a body tempreture well in to sharm el sheik tempretures :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Na mate, you've obviously got a touch of pneumonia .
Man Flu is far worse.
Men dont get the common cold ,it's a medical fact that we go straight to the Man Flu stage of the dreaded disease, it's written in all medical journals. :crazy:

I've never had a cold, thats what the girls have , with me it's always been M. F., good thing really cos if a girlie wirllie had M.F theres no way they could cope. :eusa-think:

Thankfully it's a man disease and us men just accept it without any fuss or drama to protect the female species from obvious extinction.

 

[Anonymous]

Oh dear. Pearl2 really can't cope with all the snow in our hamlet. Being a private hamlet (owned jointly by the 62 householders) there is no chance of a gritter visiting :thumbdown: I got stuck again tonight. I am worried that I will get dents in her from the kind folks who come out to lend a hand and push. Mine is the only car that can't cope !!! Bloody wheels :thumbdown: But they do compliment the looks of the car :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

sounds a bit posh over yours ron. anyway give us a shout when your stuck again ill pop through and pull you out with the V. :helpme:

 

[Anonymous]

sounds a bit posh over yours ron. anyway give us a shout when your stuck again ill pop through and pull you out with the V. :helpme:

SHOUT Thought I'd give you time to get here bee. 0400hrs I will have the snow shovel and grit out. Bring the yellow peril and give Pearl2 a tow :helpme:

 

[Anonymous]

AH the joys of a sports coupe in the winter with 19 "fat summer tyres you aint got a hope in hell moving the rcz in anything over 4 inch's of snow the english are never prepared for snow are they???but your white sleepy hollow sounds nice,Ron last year we had 3 ft of snow in my street in just 4 days.the snow i shoveled from the drive way on to the front garden over a 3 week period was over 7 ft tall :shock:So the better halfs government company car a corsa diesel was deployed what a wizz that was to drive in snow it never once got stuck just because of good skinny tyres and also the car is government owned :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Well I have a different issue to report tonight. On my way home last evening I called into the BP services for my £85 top up. This morning the trip computer should that I had sufficient diesel for 54 miles :thumbdown: by the time I'd got to work I had enough for 87 miles. It sits on the DRIVEWAY (yes driveway) showing that I can now do 146 miles before I run out. The fuel tank indicator shows that the tank was full and is still almost full as one would expect it to be. Weird or what ?
My good lady wife cleared the driveway and part of the roadway in order that I could simply drive straight onto the driveway. Ha bless she is a darling :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Na mate, you've obviously got a touch of pneumonia .
Man Flu is far worse.
Men dont get the common cold ,it's a medical fact that we go straight to the Man Flu stage of the dreaded disease, it's written in all medical journals. :crazy:

I've never had a cold, thats what the girls have , with me it's always been M. F., good thing really cos if a girlie wirllie had M.F theres no way they could cope. :eusa-think:

Thankfully it's a man disease and us men just accept it without any fuss or drama to protect the female species from obvious extinction.

PNEUMONIA..............?? DEFINETLY A MAN FLU HEAD FLU with a ear infection into the bargain i aint slept more than 4 hours over the past 2 nights But i did try to get the old leg over early morning 6.00am:lol: :lol: but i have even lost that NO MOJO.............. :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Well I have a different issue to report tonight. On my way home last evening I called into the BP services for my £85 top up. This morning the trip computer should that I had sufficient diesel for 54 miles :thumbdown: by the time I'd got to work I had enough for 87 miles. It sits on the DRIVEWAY (yes driveway) showing that I can now do 146 miles before I run out. The fuel tank indicator shows that the tank was full and is still almost full as one would expect it to be. Weird or what ?
My good lady wife cleared the driveway and part of the roadway in order that I could simply drive straight onto the driveway. Ha bless she is a darling :thumbup:

Its them electrical gremlins ron they just love long bouts of cold tempretures and your lucky to have a better half that would clear the snow for ya :thumbup: mines would be scared to do that in case she broke a finger :thumbdown: :lol: nail

 

[Anonymous]

I have to say Jassy. You previous car looks boring and mundane by the RCZ standards. I feel certain that it was great fun to drive, but it simply looks like a boring family car :eusa-shhh:

 

[Anonymous]

I have to say Jassy. You previous car looks boring and mundane by the RCZ standards. I feel certain that it was great fun to drive, but it simply looks like a boring family car :eusa-shhh:

it had only 3 doors ron so no family car the fn2 lasted 7 years without a facelift Ron do you think the rcz will last that long without a makeover :lol: it was that ahead of its time it still looks good today especially the limited editions Mugens"JAPANESE RS versions" Especially in Honda Championship white. The interior plastic 's 7 years ago were on par with rcz today okay thats not a boast but what can you say about car interiors as they are of personal liking.the ride would knock your dentures out on bad road surfaces the paintwork was shockingly poor but the way it took any corner/bends would have you grinning from ear to ear,the gearbox was a classic that would the make the long gear shift in the rcz feel like rowing for oxford :lol: In other words the Fn2 type r had personality/character and in looks and also mostly how it drove no matter what that jeremy clarckson said on top gear 7 years ago

 

[RCZ1]

I cleared the snow off our drive AND my mothers at the weekend, whilst being full of cold AGAIN :eusa-whistle:

I do like to get stuck in