The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

Ron,
shove on a bit of Bob Marley on, run down to the greenhouse, pick the biggest bit of wack backy you can find and have the best day of your life.
:lol:

I would end up smoking mint or tomato leafs :sleeping-yellow: I never have and never knowingly known anyone with a stronger habit than a cigarette. Must be the catholic boarding school upbringing :sleeping-yellow:

 

[Anonymous]

Thinking about your comment jactac. I don't have any Bob Marley in my library. Is this an oversight or simply taste ?

 

[Anonymous]

School upbringing. :?:

I always thought that the big grey building on my estate was the tax office or dole house, I never went in there so I didnt know it was a school :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Thinking about your comment jactac. I don't have any Bob Marley in my library. Is this an oversight or simply taste ?

A record collection without Bob Marley is like a Car without an engine, just lifeless :dance:

 

[Anonymous]

Talk about irony !!!! I just received an Email off of Hazel O'Connor re the music festival we are attending in August, just as she began to sing Eighth Day on my music system. How strange is that?

 

[Anonymous]

A record collection without Bob Marley is like a Car without an engine, just lifeless :dance:

I respect your opinion jactac. After all anyone that prefers their sheep to be Woolly and not sheared has to be respected. I shall do a little research. Any suggestions as an introduction to a philistine?

 

[Anonymous]

Okay jactac. I have just ordered the album "Legend" which if memory serves has 15 of his greatest hits. I was surprised at just how many of them I was familiar with. £8.99 well spent me thinks. Thanks for that bud :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Talk about irony !!!! I just received an Email off of Hazel O'Connor re the music festival we are attending in August, just as she began to sing Eighth Day on my music system. How strange is that?

The strange effects of "Wacky Backy" mate, it's all an illusuion, :shock:

 

[Anonymous]

Okay jactac. I have just ordered the album "Legend" which if memory serves has 15 of his greatest hits. I was surprised at just how many of them I was familiar with. £8.99 well spent me thinks. Thanks for that bud :thumbup:

A very good choice Mr Ron.
Now all you need now is one of these wigs :

 

[Anonymous]

And heres the finished look :lol:

Rasta Ron, just chilling :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Here I sit homealone, with a frozen Karcher in the shed and an unbelievably filthy RCZ sat on the driveway :thumbdown: What is a proud owner to do ? Without a sensible suggestion of how to remedy my dilemma then I shall have to resort to my other great love and sit back and listen to Hazel O'Connor singing just for me :thumbup:

i bring my karcher an all accessories into the house the night before to thaw

 

[Anonymous]

Stadler&Wallidorf at there best :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Big day tomorrow fellas, starting new job :?

Bath and bed early tonight, and no cheese on toast in case I get nightmares :twisted:

Dont know whether to take an apple in for my new boss or some lamb stew :lol:

Keep it quiet if you mention lamb stew cos Dolly gets paranoid, one whiff of mint sauce and she's on the phone to the RSPCA.

 

[Anonymous]

Big day tomorrow fellas, starting new job

Thought that you had already started it ? So if you have not been there, what have you been doing this past month ?
Leave out any references to your activities with Dolly :clap:

 

[Anonymous]

Well Ron not a lot really, bit of DIY, that in all honesty I DO like doing as I'm fairly good at it, in fact I have been toying with the idea of going into some sort of business with it :eusa-think:

Oh and I 've been on numerous work related courses . Bit boring but keeps the old grey matter from drying up :crazy:
Also washing the RCZ nearly every other day.

Last but not least coming on here and winding my fellow RCZ'ers up :lol:

Best part of being unemployed :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Last but not least coming on here and winding my fellow RCZ'ers up :lol: Best part of being unemployed :lol:

This is the part that jassy plays/does so well. If only he could turn the activity into an income generator, then he would rapidly become a millionaire :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Well Ron not a lot really, bit of DIY, that in all honesty I DO like doing as I'm fairly good at it, in fact I have been toying with the idea of going into some sort of business with it :eusa-think:

Oh and I 've been on numerous work related courses . Bit boring but keeps the old grey matter from drying up :crazy:
Also washing the RCZ nearly every other day.

Last but not least coming on here and winding my fellow RCZ'ers up :lol:

Best part of being unemployed :lol:

Keen DIYer i supposed you started very early in life building the sheep pens..........then workin yourself up the diy ladder :lol: :lol: Diy Cow-bhoyos rounding sheep up aswell eh......................
anyway cowbhoyo jactac good luck tomorrow :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Last but not least coming on here and winding my fellow RCZ'ers up :lol: Best part of being unemployed :lol:

This is the part that jassy plays/does so well. If only he could turn the activity into an income generator, then he would rapidly become a millionaire :thumbup:

I know I wind people up :eusa-shhh: I do it at home aswell and get kicked out every now and then for a few days back then its back to my mothers home :lol: :lol: but the mrs cant resist my body :lol: :lol: Done a wee tour of my mums :lol: last week for 3 days :lol: I really do need to stop it

 

[Anonymous]

Well Ron not a lot really, bit of DIY, that in all honesty I DO like doing as I'm fairly good at it, in fact I have been toying with the idea of going into some sort of business with it :eusa-think:

Oh and I 've been on numerous work related courses . Bit boring but keeps the old grey matter from drying up :crazy:
Also washing the RCZ nearly every other day.

Last but not least coming on here and winding my fellow RCZ'ers up :lol:

Best part of being unemployed :lol:

You forgot to mention that you have "velosterising" as well in your time off between jobs :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Jass I've been married 25 years and still do a week or so down mams now and then, I just think of it as a bit of rest , relaxation, and extra nights out with the lads :dance:

Every time I go down for a cuppa the oldman looks over the top of his Daily Sport paper (dirty old git !) and thinks to himself "SH*T here we go again" :lol: