The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

Hi Mel how is life treating you mate amtico is for SNOBS LOL Karndean is nearly as good

hey jassy doing good hope your the same ...hows that ford of yours doing ...hope work is picking up for ya :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Minted mate

She goes like a dream...on Amtico flooring! :lol:

amtico flooring :? you must be minted rizz i can only afford karndean !! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: I wish I was and, to be fair, I have even less chance given how ridiculously overpriced that little venture proved to be!!

 

[Anonymous]

Hi Mel how is life treating you mate amtico is for SNOBS LOL Karndean is nearly as good

Sorry....if you could please redirect that to my butler then i will get back to you in due course.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Hi Mel how is life treating you mate amtico is for SNOBS LOL Karndean is nearly as good

Amtico, Karndean :crazy:
You lads have had it too easy :roll:
Good old fashioned lino wont hurt anyone. :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Hi Mel how is life treating you mate amtico is for SNOBS LOL Karndean is nearly as good

hey jassy doing good hope your the same ...hows that ford of yours doing ...hope work is picking up for ya :thumbup:

My Focus has had a few niggles and all to do with lights/electronics mel i have water droplets in the headlamps which causes the full headlamps to condensate over,this never drys out and i have taken this matter all the way to the top of fords customer services and hopefully i will have new black bezel headlamps soon,the turbo boost gauges/oil temps have stopped working, soon to be rectified etc etc I think i am taking it to the wrong dealership to be honest just because its closer but we will see.

As for work yeah thats ok just now :thumbup: i am working in Glasgow airport on a private aviation hanger doing remedial works and extras and i have become a avid Plane spotter :lol: as i am only 100 yards away from the runway i have sat in the cockpit of a couple of private Lear jets "Great dashboards these things have" :lol: but no touchscreen satnavs :lol:

Now there are a few cracking new planes that come in now and again the Thomson dreamliner with the carbon fibre body skin and the ultimate Virgin Jumbo Jet that is a site to see taking off just 100 yards away,the only bad thing working here is that it put Jassy in the mood for some winter sun Maybe soon but she who must be obeyed needs some convincing

good too hear from ya mel and hope your doing good and work in alright for ya :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Hi Mel how is life treating you mate amtico is for SNOBS LOL Karndean is nearly as good

hey jassy doing good hope your the same ...hows that ford of yours doing ...hope work is picking up for ya :thumbup:

My Focus has had a few niggles and all to do with lights/electronics mel i have water droplets in the headlamps which causes the full headlamps to condensate over,this never drys out and i have taken this matter all the way to the top of fords customer services and hopefully i will have new black bezel headlamps soon,the turbo boost gauges/oil temps have stopped working, soon to be rectified etc etc I think i am taking it to the wrong dealership to be honest just because its closer but we will see.

As for work yeah thats ok just now :thumbup: i am working in Glasgow airport on a private aviation hanger doing remedial works and extras and i have become a avid Plane spotter :lol: as i am only 100 yards away from the runway i have sat in the cockpit of a couple of private Lear jets "Great dashboards these things have" :lol: but no touchscreen satnavs :lol:

Now there are a few cracking new planes that come in now and again the Thomson dreamliner with the carbon fibre body skin and the ultimate Virgin Jumbo Jet that is a site to see taking off just 100 yards away,the only bad thing working here is that it put Jassy in the mood for some winter sun Maybe soon but she who must be obeyed needs some convincing

good too hear from ya mel and hope your doing good and work in alright for ya :thumbup:

hey jassy sorry to hear about your issues hope it isnt spoiling your ownership of the focus (or is it and time to go to another make ?) both of ours are fine and hope they stay that way ...good to hear your doing good and work is ok ...ime still finding work but currently traveling 70 miles each way and getting sick of it ..... was thinking of moving but now improving so more karndean on the way :lol: :lol: :lol: look after ya self man ..and i keep looking in on here regular :beer:

 

[Anonymous]

Enjoyed my morning coffee undisturbed in one of the executive boxes in the theatre of dreams. Sadly I wasn't allowed a game of cuppy in my lunch hour.

 

[Anonymous]

Matt forgive me for my ignorance is this stadium Pittodrie :eusa-think: or is it Accies park :lol:


Great photo though :thumbup:

Ps how did you manage this visit :eusa-think:

 

[Anonymous]

It's Pittodrie my friend. I was there to sign a contract as they're really struggling for a top quality striker but sadly (and not unexpectedly) I failed the medical... :lol: If only... I was there for a conference only I was suffering from a fried brain by morning coffee and sought a distraction which resulted in me wandering into an executive box to enjoy my coffee in peace.

 

[Anonymous]

The full scottish premier league needs a medical,dinosaurs became extinct and sadly so will scottish professional football in the near future

 

[Anonymous]

Rather an astute observation there Jassy!! :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

U'd think they could at least given will smith a GT or wot.

 

[Abzynthe]

Did he crash it? :?

 

[Abzynthe]

Sorry, its translated from Spanish.

Red sports car to one of the men in black. Uploaded a gleaming Peugeot RCZ, Will Smith film premiered scene at the airport of Ezeiza. The actor, who came to the country to film Focus , up early to open the set before the eyes of hundreds of people coming to take a plane. Just do not bring egocentric: waved, smiled and even paid to take pictures with photographers chasing him.

Yesterday had already shown smiling in Buenos Aires. Enjoyed a sunny Sunday in Palermo polo field and posed with model Ingrid Grudke, whom he praised for its beauty. It will not be strange to the locals again to see the city, as it will stay three weeks in the country, on the set by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa. San Telmo, Barracks, Puerto Madero, Palermo and Recoleta promise to be the next point shooting.

Smith, 45, made in the film to a scammer who protects a rookie you will fall in love (the Australian Margot Robbie, 23). His plan is to take a shot in Buenos Aires, during a Formula 1 race.

I landed in Buenos Aires on Saturday at 16.40 (wine in a private plane), was taken to the Mansion Hotel Hyatt, like most international celebrities visiting the country. This year has been intense as for Hollywood visitors. First Tom Cruise, who promoted the film Oblivion . Then, Halle Berry ( 911, called mortal ). Now it's up to Will Smith.

 

[RCZ1]

U'd think they could at least given will smith a GT or wot.

Your point being ? ......

 

[Anonymous]

Why slum it in a sport

 

[Abzynthe]

Don't provoke her

 

[RCZ1]

I hardly think anyone is slumming it in a Sport! Actually anyone with modicum of sense will know its the best residual model

 

[Anonymous]

Well Jassy has just turned 50+1 today :lol: how the years fly by :crazy: i have had a great day so far just chillin as i have been working my butt off 7 days a week for the last wee while,so a birthday and weekend off is minted :lol: l am 51 and i hate saying it :lol: but i dont feel or look it i still think am Sonny Crockett.... :lol: i am thiner than ever due to stress and hard work "mostly hard work" and actually i am beginning to feel a little just a little more content with my life "A FIRST" than ever .....my youngest Boy Jordan....TUT,TUT, how they can stress you out.He rear ended a driver on Friday night on the M74 in his new Audi company car.... :thumbdown: I have been in his cars before whilst he was driving always braking for him and holding on to the grab handle and you tell them "your toooo close to the car in front" but do they listen NAW..........he does now,i was afraid he would lose his job because of this but he has'nt.

The poor guy he rear ended only just got the car a hour before a 09 lbiza, The Audi took most of the damage say 80% of going by the photos so the seat owners car aint that bad :thumbup: but i do feel for the young chap having just got his car

My son will know better now......as you always learn the hard way Dont we YE CANT PUT A OLD HEAD ON YOUNG SHOULDERS.............as i always heard from Ma old Granny :thumbup:



Anyhow chaps/laydees Jassy aint had any alchoholic beverage's for a few months, so it being my Birthday i think i will partake in a few just few....well maybe 6......... :lol:

 

[Abzynthe]

Happy birthday :beer: