The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

Off to the Quacks myself tomorrow. Not sure who it will be as ours "retired" rather quickly and rather prematurely, prior to an investigation into a misdiagnosis case. Thing is, it is or was a one doctor surgery. So I am now fasting until after my samples have been taken. On top of that I have had a tooth extracted as it was all mush beneath the surface and a cracked tooth repaired. I have several broken teeth as a result of getting hit in the face with buckles from inner nets on our brewery trailers. To make matters worse still the white growths within my mouth that he has been keeping an eye on have not gone away so he has referred me to the hospital for tests on them. So all in all I have had enough needles this week to last a lifetime.

Can I join the sick club?

You are DEFINITELY in!! Doesn't sound great RON! Hope it's nothing too serious. The dismissal of your former doctor sounds rather auspicious. May be no bad thing that you'll be seen by someone else!!

 

[Anonymous]

Off to the Quacks myself tomorrow. Not sure who it will be as ours "retired" rather quickly and rather prematurely, prior to an investigation into a misdiagnosis case. Thing is, it is or was a one doctor surgery. So I am now fasting until after my samples have been taken. On top of that I have had a tooth extracted as it was all mush beneath the surface and a cracked tooth repaired. I have several broken teeth as a result of getting hit in the face with buckles from inner nets on our brewery trailers. To make matters worse still the white growths within my mouth that he has been keeping an eye on have not gone away so he has referred me to the hospital for tests on them. So all in all I have had enough needles this week to last a lifetime.

Can I join the sick club?

Hello Mr. President.

 

[Anonymous]

Off now to get my bloods taken and have my Flu jab. More damn needles :wtf: My belly is telling me that it should be fed, alas not till I get back. :thumbup: Then I shall be cleaning his & hers cars :clap:

 

[Anonymous]

I have man flu !!!

Man Flu is the most dreaded disease EVER, luckily its only us brave men that get it and fight it, so thankfuly women are spared from this horrendous bug, and go live happy lives shopping and driving nice cars. :lol:
I read in the Medical Journal that MF is now regarded as more painful than childbirth, in fact childbirth fell well below Tennis Elbow in the pain grading, which incidently I have right at this moment.

I cannot imagine if I had MF and TE at the same time, definate hospitalisation, immunisation and even cremation :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Bet u didn't get tennis elbow playing tennis :wtf: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

 

[Anonymous]

even cremation :lol:

Don't go getting our hopes up!!! :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Mac,
put it this way, this forum is not the only site I've book marked :eusa-whistle: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

even cremation :lol:

Don't go getting our hopes up!!! :lol:

When the Womens League reads my comments, cremation is the last thing I need to worry about. :? :lol:
Testicle Soup could be on the menu, umm umm :lol:

 

[RCZ1]

even cremation :lol:

Don't go getting our hopes up!!! :lol:

When the Womens League reads my comments, cremation is the last thing I need to worry about. :? :lol:
Testicle Soup could be on the menu, umm umm :lol:

Too right boyo

I can tell you it would be a slow, torturous process. The like of which you will not have experienced before in your entire life ..........

 

[Anonymous]

even cremation :lol:

Don't go getting our hopes up!!! :lol:

When the Womens League reads my comments, cremation is the last thing I need to worry about. :? :lol:
Testicle Soup could be on the menu, umm umm :lol:

Not my cup of tea ... too salty! :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Jactac you've brought tears to my eyes... :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Still got man flu!

 

[Anonymous]

Still got man flu!

Well I on the other hand received the vaccination against the influenza virus :shock:

 

[Anonymous]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Still got man flu!

Well I on the other hand received the vaccination against the influenza virus :shock:

As long as your okay Ron thats the main thing.......... :thumbup: As for Donna knowing testilces are toooooooooooooo SALTY......... :lol: :lol: i will leave that up to all member's IMAGINATIONS....................... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Donna Does Dallas.......................... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Still got man flu!

Well I on the other hand received the vaccination against the influenza virus :shock:

I'm not old enough to get one of those!

 

[Anonymous]

No you may not be....? But having a certain photographic obsession you do have .....
??

 

[Anonymous]

Still got man flu!

Well I on the other hand received the vaccination against the influenza virus :shock:

I may need to get this myself...apparently being a teacher I'm front line public sector and am entitled...as this is the scene presenting itself in Aberdeen this evening. Now...have I missed something because I thought it was officially British SUMMERtime until Sunday morning!!

 

[Anonymous]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Still got man flu!

Well I on the other hand received the vaccination against the influenza virus :shock:

As long as your okay Ron thats the main thing.......... :thumbup: As for Donna knowing testilces are toooooooooooooo SALTY......... :lol: :lol: i will leave that up to all member's IMAGINATIONS....................... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Donna Does Dallas.......................... :lol: :lol: :lol:

If his testicles are salty I suspect that, first and foremost, he requires medical attention. Thus also earning him a pass into the sick club..more so if its after his dangly bits have been used to make soup (that'd make him the emperor).

 

[Anonymous]

If his testicles are salty I suspect that, first and foremost, he requires medical attention. Thus also earning him a pass into the sick club..more so if its after his dangly bits have been used to make soup (that'd make him the emperor).

Well at least it would make him immune from Man Flu.

 

[Anonymous]

If his testicles are salty I suspect that, first and foremost, he requires medical attention. Thus also earning him a pass into the sick club..more so if its after his dangly bits have been used to make soup (that'd make him the emperor).

Well at least it would make him immune from Man Flu.

:lol: :lol: :lol: very true...