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The Banter Thread

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Heads up on the job front Jass, well done son :clap: :thumbup:
 
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jactac said:
I just been chatting to my good friend about doing a deal on buying the RCZ.
He offered cash no questions asked.

"So he made ya an offer ya couldnt Refoose" :lol:
 
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Mork...Callin....Orsen...... Come in Orsen..............Nanu...........Nanu.. :wave:
 
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LOL,
Breaker Breaker 1 4 , :wave:

This kitchen re-fit is doing my head in :evil:
I told Mrs H it's not funny being in there for the last 3 weekends, she told me it's not funny being in there the last 30 years :wtf:
Why do women have an answer for everything :crazy:
As I explained to her, I think in the current climate she's lucky to be able to spend all day cooking & cleaning, theres a lot of women that dont have that luxury. :eusa-whistle:

I'm also in the dog house for putting a microfibre cloth in the washing machine after detailing the car :(
Whats wrong with that you may ask, I asked the same question :eusa-think:

"Go smell the Utlity room and your sons new £120 jeans" was the reply :?
2 mins later and yep a distinctive rotten eggs aroma was filling the air and my lads jeans smelt like a camels ball bag, an expensive ball bag :eusa-whistle:
So lads take a tip, never ever ever put your microfibre cloths in with the washing , especially if they are covered in IRON X :eek:

And now though it's another weekend in the kitchen to make up some brownie points. :roll:

So what have I missed this week in here, any gossip, any scandal, anyone been naughty like me :D
 
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WOW,
Nearly one week and no postings.
:sleeping-yellow: :sleeping-yellow: :sleeping-yellow:
You cant all be washing, polishing and bloody snowfoaming. :eusa-think:
Come on mun get bantering, leave the thing alone, its only a bloody car :eusa-whistle:
Look out here come the motorheads :D

Jass hows the job front :thumbup:
Rizzo hows the kiddies treating "sir" , ( hope they're giving you stick) :cool: :lol:

By the way I'm still trying to get rid of that effing smell from the utility room. :?
 
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Hahaha..no relentless detailing for me. A) I can't be hooped and B) i am yet awaiting the return of the sun/summer/anything but rain and fooking sleet!!!

Life is almost blissful at work as half the school is on study leave...it's ace!! Apart from the fact that I have less than 3 weeks left to write three years worth of new courses and create resources for a new curriculum...without any money. Still...I quite enjoy a challenge.

So...the utility room still smells like the contents of a particularly noxious nappy then...mmmm lovely. How's your son's jeans?!?! I'm gonna store this in the bank just in case I ever have a daughter. First time I discover she's going clubbing (the type where drinking and suggestive dancing takes place not the type where seals get splattered on snow) and I'll be using it as a solution to repulse the opposite sex on any item of revealing clothing. After all, she'd be borne of a particularly strong gene pool!! :lol: ;) Funny how I am less bothered about it if I have a son though...?!

So, apart from polluting your utility room and your son's clothing, :lol: what's new? Been on any more jet set business adventures of late?!

You will, by now, have seen that the top gun academy will be losing a key member when Jassy the "ice man" leaves our ranks and becomes a prestige badge owner with his fun-cy new merc?! Dark days...!!
 
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jactac said:
WOW,
Nearly one week and no postings.
:sleeping-yellow: :sleeping-yellow: :sleeping-yellow:
You cant all be washing, polishing and bloody snowfoaming. :eusa-think:
Come on mun get bantering, leave the thing alone, its only a bloody car :eusa-whistle:
Look out here come the motorheads :D

Jass hows the job front :thumbup:
Rizzo hows the kiddies treating "sir" , ( hope they're giving you stick) :cool: :lol:

By the way I'm still trying to get rid of that effing smell from the utility room. :?

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: The Tony Monero of the rcz forum has arrived back on to the dance floor forum shakin his shamy :lol: hi mate howzit hangin you still doin layaway on that new shirt your thinkin of buyin :lol: And Rizz YOUR BANTER IS" MORE THAN MATCH FOR A WOMAN" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SOMETIMES A GET A GID FEELIN.........AAAAH GET A FEELIN LIKE IVE NEVER NEVER NEVER HAD BEFORE.OOOOOOOO :lol: :lol:
 
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mrizzle said:
So, apart from polluting your utility room and your son's clothing, :lol: what's new? Been on any more jet set business adventures of late?!

You will, by now, have seen that the top gun academy will be losing a key member when Jassy the "ice man" leaves our ranks and becomes a prestige badge owner with his fun-cy new merc?! Dark days...!!

Thats not a bad idea Rizzo contaminating your daughters cloths with Ironx, cos nobody will come within 100 yards of her :thumbup:

I'm back to Milan in November with my works to test the new extruder and see what it is capable of. :eusa-think:

Me and Mrs H though may go away for a bit of a break. not sure where yet , as long as it's hot, sunny and they serve Bow I'm up for anything :dance:
 
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So jassy my good fella,
Whats this I hear from the 3rd Muskateer Rizzo that your getting a Merc ?

As I dont get in here that often these days I dont get to keep up with the gossip, and theres far too many posting to sit there going through everything, not only that it would be a sad life to do such a thing :wtf:

So anyway are you doing a swap ?
What model you thinking of getting and why ?
I dont know that much about Mercs, but theres a cracking white one just round the corner, its a 2 door thing with a huge bonnet , a stunning looking car. :thumbup:

Funny thing is I've been getting the itchy feet thing again with the RCZ myself lately, theres nothing wrong with it and only just over 4000 miles on the clock, it's basicaly still like new, but I've had it over a year now and I tend to get bored with my cars around this time. :eusa-think:
I'm even finding it a bit of a chore these last few weeks keeping it in tip top condition :(
I think once the "buzz" goes out of owning a car it's time to move it on before it just becomes a mode of transport that may start to become neglected, and I really dont want that to happen.

Your job hunting must of struck bloody gold m8, one week its Bangers & Mash the next week it's Mercs & Egypt. :lol: :thumbup:
Go for it son, you deserve the treat, I can just see you with your golden shade of Tango and the lovely Avril sitting beside you, cruising around in a Merc giving the Royal wave :wave:
 
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jactac said:
So jassy my good fella,
Whats this I hear from the 3rd Muskateer Rizzo that your getting a Merc ?

As I dont get in here that often these days I dont get to keep up with the gossip, and theres far too many posting to sit there going through everything, not only that it would be a sad life to do such a thing :wtf:

So anyway are you doing a swap ?
What model you thinking of getting and why ?
I dont know that much about Mercs, but theres a cracking white one just round the corner, its a 2 door thing with a huge bonnet , a stunning looking car. :thumbup:

Funny thing is I've been getting the itchy feet thing again with the RCZ myself lately, theres nothing wrong with it and only just over 4000 miles on the clock, it's basicaly still like new, but I've had it over a year now and I tend to get bored with my cars around this time. :eusa-think:
I'm even finding it a bit of a chore these last few weeks keeping it in tip top condition :(
I think once the "buzz" goes out of owning a car it's time to move it on before it just becomes a mode of transport that may start to become neglected, and I really dont want that to happen.

Your job hunting must of struck bloody gold m8, one week its Bangers & Mash the next week it's Mercs & Egypt. :lol: :thumbup:
Go for it son, you deserve the treat, I can just see you with your golden shade of Tango and the lovely Avril sitting beside you, cruising around in a Merc giving the Royal wave :wave:


Yes doin A swap mate at a cost though but not much as you say i am using the rcz as my works van as of late :shock: and cant be arsed cleaning it the strange thing is i never have maybe because its WHITE MAN :lol: but a wee change i like the new slk its very eye catching and its a great deal as well as cheaper than the rcz that i am paying for just now :shock: I just cant get out OF the Miami Vice mode Jassy crocket :lol: jactac its A SLK 200 AMG sport with tipo frickin gearbox its only 187 bhp but should be a bit faster than 156bhp rcz but its nowt fancy just 2 seats 1 for me the other for my hair restorer :lol: when the roofs doon :lol: :lol: as i said to Rizz i will get my annual blonde highlights done to camoflage my thinning thatch but hey i dont get the car till september new plate and have to order one with xenon lights as these aint standard :( but yes egypt mate just me and Avril and NO ungratefull teenager girls :dance: :dance: if ya fancy goin to egypt gimme a shout :thumbup: Aye its all feast or Famine with jassy been living like monk for 6 month bread an water and abstaining for Malcom X :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Well What kin a say as this has become a wee habit of mines :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: 2000 posts................................................................................................................... :lol: :lol: :lol: dont think i will see 3000 somehow ;)

PS. Most of the post are absolutely full of nonsense and crap and takin the piss ;) but it takes all sorts AS HER INDOORS SAYS YOUR A LAW UN TO YOURSELF James A MAVERICK Loose Cannon your EGO'S WRITING CHEQUES YOUR BODY CAN CASH i said your never my goose :lol: :lol:
 
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jassyo06 said:
Well What kin a say as this has become a wee habit of mines :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: 2000 posts................................................................................................................... :lol: :lol: :lol: dont think i will see 3000 somehow ;)

PS. Most of the post are absolutely full of nonsense and crap and takin the piss ;) but it takes all sorts AS HER INDOORS SAYS YOUR A LAW UN TO YOURSELF James A MAVERICK Loose Cannon your EGO'S WRITING CHEQUES YOUR BODY CAN CASH i said your never my goose :lol: :lol:

Hey Jass,
If it werent for posts like yours this place would just toddle along like any other forum full of boring posts from petrol heads "chatting" about gear changes, wiperblades or some tiny obscure oil seal tucked away in the depth of the engine that has now become "famous" just because its in the RCZ. :sleeping-yellow:
That type of "chat" is enough to make any owner start experimenting with hoses and fumes. :crazy:

It's only the nonsense and piss taking that brings me and I guess some others back, I bet even the serious members have a sly look in the Banter Thread and have a titter to themselves , the Banter Thread is like having a noisy neighbour that is always having parties, you hate them and wish they would go away, but would love to go to their party and just go mad now and then :lol:
 
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Well I for one remember how the banter thread was borne and it wasn't all about piss taking. It was you and I taking the topics off topic with general chat. We resorted to this thread that I renamed in order to clarify what topic it related to.
The banter thread is just that and jassy's piss taking has become monotonous because it is relentless. To have a differing opinion on a topic will generate discussion and is to be applauded, however constant piss taking is negative and unproductive.
 
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jactac said:
jassyo06 said:
Well What kin a say as this has become a wee habit of mines :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: 2000 posts................................................................................................................... :lol: :lol: :lol: dont think i will see 3000 somehow ;)

PS. Most of the post are absolutely full of nonsense and crap and takin the piss ;) but it takes all sorts AS HER INDOORS SAYS YOUR A LAW UN TO YOURSELF James A MAVERICK Loose Cannon your EGO'S WRITING CHEQUES YOUR BODY CAN CASH i said your never my goose :lol: :lol:

Hey Jass,
If it werent for posts like yours this place would just toddle along like any other forum full of boring posts from petrol heads "chatting" about gear changes, wiperblades or some tiny obscure oil seal tucked away in the depth of the engine that has now become "famous" just because its in the RCZ. :sleeping-yellow:
That type of "chat" is enough to make any owner start experimenting with hoses and fumes. :crazy:

It's only the nonsense and piss taking that brings me and I guess some others back, I bet even the serious members have a sly look in the Banter Thread and have a titter to themselves , the Banter Thread is like having a noisy neighbour that is always having parties, you hate them but would love to go to their party and just go mad :lol:

Your full of common sense these days :thumbup: and never a truer word has been said About forums mate they do get a bit boring with the same old same old i think thats why members come and go so frequently once the novelty of the car has dwindled slightly and have no use for a forum As for me being here so long i need a to get a life :( i just close the conservatory door to get away from females and log on here and do my best to annoy certain members ;) but never take it that seriously all my old mates are 25 miles away in sunny hamilton and when you have no dosh its difficult to keep in touch and have a social life.and if your looking for a holiday i can recommend 2 great sites that are cheaper than everywhere else as i spend as much time on them as i do here :lol: ..............................TRY Sunsave.co.uk holidaygems.co.uk Well the suns oot up here in cumbernauld it was zero degrees during the night even frost on the cars so no doubt they will have gritted the roads here Maybe i will wash the car ;) Rizz i will be workin up in Aberdeen sometime this week if i take this new job still undecided as the tescos contract is far better in the money dept but whats for ya wont go past ye...............Live long and prosper banter/patter boyz :thumbup:
 
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OO58RON said:
Well I for one remember how the banter thread was borne and it wasn't all about piss taking. It was you and I taking the topics off topic with general chat. We resorted to this thread that I renamed in order to clarify what topic it related to.
The banter thread is just that and jassy's piss taking has become monotonous because it is relentless. To have a differing opinion on a topic will generate discussion and is to be applauded, however constant piss taking is negative and unproductive.

Ron dont worry mate you only have a few more months or probably a lot less then no more Jasmondo as i am gettin seriously tierd of the RCZ forum :lol:
 
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jassyo06 said:
OO58RON said:
Well I for one remember how the banter thread was borne and it wasn't all about piss taking. It was you and I taking the topics off topic with general chat. We resorted to this thread that I renamed in order to clarify what topic it related to.
The banter thread is just that and jassy's piss taking has become monotonous because it is relentless. To have a differing opinion on a topic will generate discussion and is to be applauded, however constant piss taking is negative and unproductive.

Ron dont worry mate you only have a few more months or probably a lot less then no more Jasmondo as i am gettin seriously tierd of the RCZ forum :lol:

" You only have a few months, or probably a lot less" :?
Jass you now a doctor or a Scottish hitman, I thought you worked for Tesco, not the Taliban :cool:

At least we will have something "productive" to talk about in a few months. :lol:

Sorry but just couldnt resist a low "piss take" with that "negative" banter :roll:
 
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Gonna check out those sites later on m8 when Mrs H gets in from work. :beer:
 
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Went off to see my cardiologist today and got the all clear. So me and Pearl2 should be good for a few more years. :shock:
 
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