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mrizzle said:
Poor show!! What's on the viewing agenda tonight? I was relieved to read that it wasn't a "movie" ;) :lol: that you were settling down to...
It's called RED (retired and extremely dangerous) with Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren (the thinking mans totty) Enough said! Action abound :thumbup:
Still precipitous outside so mug of coffee in hand back to the big screen :wave:


RED..........good film as far as that genre goes, the DEBT is a great film with lady helen mirren in it as well
 
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jassyo06 said:
NO jobs mate signed on at the job centre today and they have no jobs for me to apply for :( Next to the job centre just across the road is the ferrari/porsche/bentley garage how ironic :lol: got a small job to go and look at tonight running a electrical supply in for a fixed caravan in someone's back garden :shock: was watching BBC news channel today its was showing a live broadcast of PRIME MINISTERS QUESTIONS "cameron merchant banker"anyhow i heard that we are "officially" back into another RECCESSION :( :( Combine this with the weather and being jobless whats the point :lol:
The point is "that I love you jassy" The film was great. Natasha Kaplinsky looks great. My car looks great and the weather is great for ducks. What more could you ask for?
 
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Across the road...?!?! I'm not sure if that's an incentive or an insult!!! Would you ever work offshore? Sorry to hear that there was nothing at the job centre but I am certain that something will come your way. It must be so frustrating though!!! Still...you could be a new Zealand zoo keeper and then things would be worse...just been reading that one lost their life when an elephant sat on her! That's some way to go!! At least the family probably saved money on the size of plot required for her....
 
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mrizzle said:
Across the road...?!?! I'm not sure if that's an incentive or an insult!!! Would you ever work offshore? Sorry to hear that there was nothing at the job centre but I am certain that something will come your way. It must be so frustrating though!!! Still...you could be a new Zealand zoo keeper and then things would be worse...just been reading that one lost their life when an elephant sat on her! That's some way to go!! At least the family probably saved money on the size of plot required for her....

Rizz that's sick :eusa-think: :lol: god didnt the zoo keeper see it coming :wtf: the thing is offshore work requires expensive life saving courses and also be compex certified and to obtain a compex certificate you need a employer to put you through this course as its not available to do as a individual The busiest place in scotland just now is aberdeen all jobs that have been advertised in the last 3 months in my field are mostly in aberdeen which seems to be boomtown just now

and ron cheers :thumbup:

Rizz how did you manage to change the font colour on your avatar i have tried to do this in the past but no joy :eusa-think:
 
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RON: glad to see you're positivity returned!

Jassy: Aberdeen is where it's at!! It'll welcome you with open arms! Mind you...it also has some of the most expensive (/over priced) house prices and it's a city in a bubble. By which I mean everything is falsely inflated by the oil. That goes and this city is fooked!!! I do remember friends talking about having to undertake courses to get certificates to go abroad and that they were a little pricey...requiring a sponsor in the form of an employer is a complete catch 22! Balls....

As for the font thingme...it took a little patience and persistence but eventually it worked. I went into the edit signature part off the user control section and selected the whole text that I had prewritten (doesn't seem to work if you select colour first), font colour, bold, italics etc and shaaazaaam. however, it took a few goes like I say.
 
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Is there anywhere on these bloody islands where it ain't raining :?: :thumbdown:
 
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bigmac3161 said:
Is there anywhere on these bloody islands where it ain't raining :?: :thumbdown:

Didnt you know mac its february :lol:
 

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Been to my neighbours funeral this morning. He would have been 92 tomorrow. A good old fashioned Yorkshire man who said it how it was, always with a good yarn to tell. He will be sadly missed, it's been a pleasure to have known him for the last 19 years.
 
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The busiest place in scotland just now is aberdeen all jobs that have been advertised in the last 3 months in my field are mostly in aberdeen which seems to be boomtown just now


You wouldn't like it up here, honest :eusa-whistle: :eusa-whistle:
 
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How very sad. :( He sounds like he had a good innings at least. He did exceptionally well to retain, what sounds like a lot of independence, up to that age. I'm sure it would have meant a lot to him to have had you there today. Did he have much family down your way?
 
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Been to my neighbours funeral this morning. He would have been 92 tomorrow. A good old fashioned Yorkshire man who said it how it was, always with a good yarn to tell. He will be sadly missed, it's been a pleasure to have known him for the last 19 years.

Sad rcz1 :( i had neighbour pass away on xmas day in hospital about 3 years ago she was only 46 but she didnt do herself any favours being a hardened drinker but she was a nice person and a good neighbour and thats what mattered to me."We Are Here For a Good Time Not A Long Time" God bless him.
James
 
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jassyo06 said:
The busiest place in scotland just now is aberdeen all jobs that have been advertised in the last 3 months in my field are mostly in aberdeen which seems to be boomtown just now


You wouldn't like it up here, honest :eusa-whistle: :eusa-whistle:


YER so right there D Especially with the likes of you living up there An evoque lovin gucci handbag waving rs focus hating chookter :lol: :lol:
 

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mrizzle said:
How very sad. :( He sounds like he had a good innings at least. He did exceptionally well to retain, what sounds like a lot of independence, up to that age. I'm sure it would have meant a lot to him to have had you there today. Did he have much family down your way?

Yes he had a very good innings and led a full life until the last few years when his health started to falter. He did suffer rather tragic circumstances ten years ago, when his wife and daughter (only child) died within 8 weeks of each other from cancer. It's hard to believe I won't get a wave from him sat in his conservatory whilst he's sat watching me clean Pearl. "You'll wash the bloody paint off that car" he used to shout across to me. He still had a very active and sharp mind right up to the end.
 
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Yes he had a very good innings and led a full life until the last few years when his health started to falter. He did suffer rather tragic circumstances ten years ago, when his wife and daughter (only child) died within 8 weeks of each other from cancer. It's hard to believe I won't get a wave from him sat in his conservatory whilst he's sat watching me clean Pearl. "You'll wash the bloody paint off that car" he used to shout across to me. He still had a very active and sharp mind right up to the end.
He must have had some Yorkshire Grit to cope with that tragedy. To loose wife & child so close together :thumbdown: God bless his soul
 
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So just popped in to see wots going in the Land Of Banter.

Noitced that it seems to be raining everywhere, well I can say hand on heart that it's blues skys, sun is gleaming and its touching the mid 80's in Costa Del Swansea. :eusa-whistle:

Anyway day off today, and already Mrs H has dangled the paint brush's in front of me, she's a good girl and hope she's ok going up that ladder. :D

Just noticed that a cat has done a sludgy one right in the middle of my lawn :evil: what is it about cats, freshly cut lawns and crap. :eusa-think:
Not sure how Mrs H is going to get the painting done, clean up the lawn and hunt down Sludger, personaly I think she should of started a bit earlier instead of wasting time doing my breakfast, and then the washing and ironing, I've said this before to her she has to get a system going :lol: I did offer some assistance, and went to find the rubber gloves for her :thumbup:
It's really stressful watching all this frantic behaviour :lol:

Jass,
My boy didnt get the windows done, he over slept and missed his appointment AT 1PM :!: :!: :roll:
Ah bless him, he really does have it hard, just like me :lol:

I'm off to Milan next week with my company to see another Co-Ex extruder, or as Mrs H put it, "so your going on a Jolly with your mates again." . but like I said to her, "I'm doing this so that I can supply you with the best paint brush's and rubber gloves that money can buy, now watch out for any runs my dear " .
Some people dont know they are born eh :roll: :lol:
 
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Think u should draw her up a rotar. And colour code it so she knows what she's doing at diff times of day. Show it to her before u go. Sure to get good send of :lol: Least she makes breakfast wot more does a man need :thumbup:
 
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Not a bad idea there Mac,
I could colour code a full schedual for her including all sorts of jobs that women like to do.
Like washing & ironing, cooking, general DIY, gardening, roofing, dog walking, shopping, taking partners to pub, collecting partners from pub, it's all simple stuff but sometimes they just need a hand on how to organise these little tasks. :lol:
 
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HI mate i am just in the house after doing a 12 hours shift for a fooker :twisted: i can hardly move im in agony wont be doin him ant favours again t***** but enjoy your milan jolly and watch out for them super models ;) on them catwalks and not the catshit on the lawn :lol:

haste ye back mate :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
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Man up Jassy mun,
I do 12 hour shifts everyday, then come home and shear 4 million sheep, then cut the lawn. paint the house, clean the windows, wash the car, wash sons car, wash works car, cook breakfast, cook lunch, cook dinner, cook super, wash the clothes, iron the clothes, hoover carpets, go shopping, cut the hedges, fit new kitchen, get my nails done, then I have to please Mrs H in the bedroom, ( hardest job of them all) :crazy:

A man gotta do what a man gotta do . :lol:
 
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