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The Banter Thread

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jactac said:
jassyo06 said:
me i will just stick with me old super resin polish and a couple of old nappies :lol:


Make sure you dont buff up that bonnet to much with those nappies budy. :eusa-think:

A bit a bird crap is bad enough on the paintwork but babby dunk, now thats a different ball game :lol: :lol:


just read your posts mate Dont knock it "I am crawling up the walls :evil: STIR CRAZY in this house went to a wee job yesterday in a punters house to install a new hob and look at a faulty storage heater it turned out i had to fix the hood fan above the cooker the shower switch pull cord as well talk about getting your moneys worth all for 40 bangers :wtf: i advertised my services on Gumtree how low can i stoop :lol: :lol:

HOWZ THE KITCHEN LOOKIN :thumbup: :thumbdown: :thumbup: :thumbdown: :thumbup: :lol:
 
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Stick in there buddy, all will come good. :thumbup:
You got the talent, the tan, the banter, the looks. WOT THE F*K YOU DOIN WRONG, have you changed your pants :eusa-think:
You need to turn up for an interview in a pair of licra yfronts, it worked for me :dance:
I'm now a pole dancing SuperMan :eusa-shhh:

Wish you were closer buddy, I could get you out in the meadows doing a bit of sheep shearing. :lol:
Nothing like a new born lamb with a "Brazilian" :p :lol:
 
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jactac said:
Stick in there buddy, all will come good. :thumbup:
You got the talent, the tan, the banter, the looks. WOT THE F*K YOU DOIN WRONG, have you changed your pants :eusa-think:
You need to turn up for an interview in a pair of licra yfronts, it worked for me :dance:
I'm now a pole dancing SuperMan :eusa-shhh:

Wish you were closer buddy, I could get you out in the meadows doing a bit of sheep shearing. :lol:
Nothing like a new born lamb with a "Brazilian" :p :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Your mad :lol: :lol: How did yer boys window tinting turn out on the astra :?: has it tickled yer fancy for your rcz :thumbup:
 
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jactac said:
I'm only just getting out of bed , had to work nights all weekend cos my new managers decided they needed to get some important work out. :wtf:
Important work :eusa-think:
Plastic effing bags, :evil:

I'm not a happy sheep banger at the moment :evil:

Manager :crazy: once your settled in that job go for his :twisted: :thumbup:
 
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jactac said:
mrizzle said:
Perhaps you could live a secret double life as a crime fighting vigilante while the rest of the country slumbers...except criminals...we all know that crime never sleeps! Oh man...to bed!!!!

A lager drinking, kebab scoffing P*ss head more like. :lol:
Now thats what I call a SUPERHERO :dance: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: If only the missus respected this superpower...
 
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Ron me being the HOOSEWIFEY THE NOO :lol: and have few spare hours to do nothing but being bored i happened upon the new porsche boxster via a email anyhows to cut a long story short its very nice indeed :thumbup: it seems to have grown up a good bit and come out of dark ages as it always reminded me of porsche version of a mg the door mirrors are now door mounted :cool: and its larger overall like most cars are now becoming.The interior is very,very nice indeed but they still persist on the colour coded dash of which i aint a fan but anyhow i went on to the car configurator its starts at £36,610 a very reasonable price to get a porsche as its not too far from what you paid between your 2 rcz together.

i opted for the multi media package with bose sound system :thumbup: metallic paint,upgrade 19" wheels,bi-xenon lights as a know you like them :thumbup: they are not standard :shock: sport seats 2 way electric adjust,aluminium interior trim,front,rear park assist,electric folding door mirrors,floor mats all in all just the basic stuff that you can find on the rcz £46,281 i then went as most lottery winners would do and opted for all options £68,000 :lol: :lol: and thats was just for the boxster and not the boxster S :(
 
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I agree..it does look better but for similar money I would rather own the Cayman S Black edition fully loaded at a little over £50,000. However, that's never going to be within my grasp unless I find myself a rich benefactor so I really need not worry. :(
 
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Well I am home alone, so today is the day to try out all my new purchases from our detailing day :thumbup:
 
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OO58RON said:
Well I am home alone, so today is the day to try out all my new purchases from our detailing day :thumbup:

My G1 jazz is suposed to arrive today but sunny aiberdeen has failed to live up to its name and I am beginning to wonder if the end of the world (or the end of Aiberdeen is nigh) after over 3 weeks of fecking rain, hail and sleet!!! :thumbdown: Let us know how you get on with the products... :thumbup:
 
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mrizzle said:
My G1 jazz is suposed to arrive today but sunny aiberdeen has failed to live up to its name and I am beginning to wonder if the end of the world (or the end of Aiberdeen is nigh) after over 3 weeks of fecking rain, hail and sleet!!! :thumbdown: Let us know how you get on with the products... :thumbup:
Just completed my work on my wheels and come indoors for some water to begin the wash process. I purchased Tardis which has done a great job at removing tar spots from my wheels. So far so good :thumbup:
 
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mrizzle said:
I agree..it does look better but for similar money I would rather own the Cayman S Black edition fully loaded at a little over £50,000. However, that's never going to be within my grasp unless I find myself a rich benefactor so I really need not worry. :(

Saw a 61 plate cayman black edition in white today in parks bentley forecourt £50,000 its fugly :lol: next to that was White 61 plate carrera S new shape with door mounted mirrors very nice at £99,995 :wtf: but they have a lovely 10 plate 458 italia in rossa corsa £156,000 and they still have the white 458 italia in the showroom back on for £199,995 but we all dream :( but the 458 looks better in red than in white as they were side by side
 
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mrizzle said:
OO58RON said:
Well I am home alone, so today is the day to try out all my new purchases from our detailing day :thumbup:

My G1 jazz is suposed to arrive today but sunny aiberdeen has failed to live up to its name and I am beginning to wonder if the end of the world (or the end of Aiberdeen is nigh) after over 3 weeks of fecking rain, hail and sleet!!! :thumbdown: Let us know how you get on with the products... :thumbup:


The weather is pants all over the uk the english are getting it worse than us scottish lowlanders but my new coat of RainX on all the windows has turned out great as has the rear window inside very clear even when new it had a residue on it and it doesnt take long for it build back up :eusa-think: :eusa-think:
 
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jassyo06 said:
mrizzle said:
I agree..it does look better but for similar money I would rather own the Cayman S Black edition fully loaded at a little over £50,000. However, that's never going to be within my grasp unless I find myself a rich benefactor so I really need not worry. :(

Saw a 61 plate cayman black edition in white today in parks bentley forecourt £50,000 its fugly :lol: next to that was White 61 plate carrera S new shape with door mounted mirrors very nice at £99,995 :wtf: but they have a lovely 10 plate 458 italia in rossa corsa £156,000 and they still have the white 458 italia in the showroom back on for £199,995 but we all dream :( but the 458 looks better in red than in white as they were side by side

Reckon I better start checking down the side of the sofa for that elusive £156,000!!! The 458 is undoubtedly the object of all my motoring desires!! :police: My brother sent me a pic of one he stumbled across at the mound in Edinburgh with the tag, "I think you forgot this...." I bloody wish!!!!!
 
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jassyo06 said:
mrizzle said:
OO58RON said:
Well I am home alone, so today is the day to try out all my new purchases from our detailing day :thumbup:

My G1 jazz is suposed to arrive today but sunny aiberdeen has failed to live up to its name and I am beginning to wonder if the end of the world (or the end of Aiberdeen is nigh) after over 3 weeks of fecking rain, hail and sleet!!! :thumbdown: Let us know how you get on with the products... :thumbup:


The weather is pants all over the uk the english are getting it worse than us scottish lowlanders but my new coat of RainX on all the windows has turned out great as has the rear window inside very clear even when new it had a residue on it and it doesnt take long for it build back up :eusa-think: :eusa-think:

How's the neck today?! I think I might market my circus my ageing idgets idea to Peugeot.... :eusa-think:

Any further job opportunities presented themselves yet?! Fingers are still crossed that you find something soon...it's getting into holiday time and you no doubt need to top up that playa tan? ;) Me...I tan like a cooked prawn... :thumbdown:
 
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OO58RON said:
rain stopped play. Settling down with a movie instead

Poor show!! What's on the viewing agenda tonight? I was relieved to read that it wasn't a "movie" ;) :lol: that you were settling down to...
 
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mrizzle said:
Poor show!! What's on the viewing agenda tonight? I was relieved to read that it wasn't a "movie" ;) :lol: that you were settling down to...
It's called RED (retired and extremely dangerous) with Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren (the thinking mans totty) Enough said! Action abound :thumbup:
Still precipitous outside so mug of coffee in hand back to the big screen :wave:
 
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It's not bad actually...in a trashy kinda way. I may dispute your choice for "the thinking man's crumpet though. For me, that's Natasha Kaplinsky or Tasmin Khan who take that title. Never has the news been so attractive.
 
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NO jobs mate signed on at the job centre today and they have no jobs for me to apply for :( Next to the job centre just across the road is the ferrari/porsche/bentley garage how ironic :lol: got a small job to go and look at tonight running a electrical supply in for a fixed caravan in someone's back garden :shock: was watching BBC news channel today its was showing a live broadcast of PRIME MINISTERS QUESTIONS "cameron merchant banker"anyhow i heard that we are "officially" back into another RECCESSION :( :( Combine this with the weather and being jobless whats the point :lol:
 
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