The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

He is very quiet. I think that he has stopped counting his posts. I'm in bad books and could be visiting my mams......... My bestest has just discovered that I have been smoking. She is NOT happy. I daren't go upstairs to where she is cos she is VERY upset at the moment. Any advice ?

 

[pete.garratt]

Grovel.....

 

[RCZ1]

Ron, offer her a cigar she might be feeling left out.

On a serious note, Ron you do surprise me. Get out of the habit as soon as and go tell your bestest that is what you are going to do.

 

[Anonymous]

Ron, offer her a cigar she might be feeling left out.

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:lol:

 

[RCZ1]

Ron, have you resolved your disagreement with your bestest or are you still in the naughty corner?

 

[Anonymous]

Ron, have you resolved your disagreement with your bestest or are you still in the naughty corner?

Now then young lady. I feel confident that you know us both well enough to know the answer to this question :eusa-think:
But for those that don't........... I can honestly say that we have never had a cross word. We were due to go out for a meal that evening, so when she finally emerged from upstairs, I quickly went and changed my clothing. We spent a cordial but quiet journey in Pearl2 to the appointed restaurant. A lovely meal was had and the subject of me smoking has only been referred to the once. I brought some clothing home from work in a plastic bag for laundering and she said that they stink of smoke. This was not likely as the garments in question were thermal underwear that had been disguarded at work as the temperature rose and had been stored in my locker ! So nowhere near a smoking environment at all

 

[RCZ1]

Ron, have you resolved your disagreement with your bestest or are you still in the naughty corner?

Now then young lady. I feel confident that you know us both well enough to know the answer to this question :eusa-think:
But for those that don't........... I can honestly say that we have never had a cross word. We were due to go out for a meal that evening, so when she finally emerged from upstairs, I quickly went and changed my clothing. We spent a cordial but quiet journey in Pearl2 to the appointed restaurant. A lovely meal was had and the subject of me smoking has only been referred to the once. I brought some clothing home from work in a plastic bag for laundering and she said that they stink of smoke. This was not likely as the garments in question were thermal underwear that had been disguarded at work as the temperature rose and had been stored in my locker ! So nowhere near a smoking environment at all

Good news and best wishes :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

1400................................... :lol: :lol: jactacy bhoyo howz the yoser hughes doin :lol: ?????

 

[RCZ1]

1400...................

1400 - That's pathetic ! 3008 for me . Isn't that a Peugeot model

 

[Anonymous]

1400...................

1400 - That's pathetic ! 3008 for me . Isn't that a Peugeot model

You do have a sense of humour all 5ft 9" of ya the same height as avril :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Why am I not surprised that jassy is in the banter thread

 

[Anonymous]

1400................................... :lol: :lol: jactacy bhoyo howz the yoser hughes doin :lol: ?????

I'm here Tango,
Since I started this new job I can only get on here weekends.
So what you been up to ?
You went AWOL for a few days, we thought you had crashed down mams for a few days, you naughty git. :lol:

Dont look like I've missed any REAL Banter or gossip. :eusa-think:

I'm out tonight on a Stag Do with a few lads, I've had a verbal warning from Mrs H to be a good boy, as if she needs to tell me :eusa-whistle:

Rumour has it that all the sheep are locking up there lambs :lol:
Last time I did a Stag Do it cost me £80 and a night on a cold plastic mattress at Her Majesty's Pleasure :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Why am I not surprised that jassy is in the banter thread

It's an open party cb00ppm step in, take your shoes off and relax with the rest of the reprobates.

 

[Anonymous]

Why am I not surprised that jassy is in the banter thread

It's an open party cb00ppm step in, take your shoes off and relax with the rest of the reprobates.

All right PUFF DADDY :lol: :lol: I wish i could stop the filthy habit i hardly ever smoked less than 10 a day then met avril and its nearly 20 :lol: well 14 or 15 toooooooooooo much anyhow having thousands of duty free cigarettes in the house at £14 each for 200 really does not help probably stock up again in april :thumbdown: when back in sharm

I START A NEW JOB ON MONDAY :wtf: hate that first day as dont know what i will be up against or who if anyone i will working with

 

[Anonymous]

I was in the same boat m8 when i started my new job a few weeks ago.
But now all my "new" mates are total sheep ringers, i've converted the whole site. :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

1400................................... :lol: :lol: jactacy bhoyo howz the yoser hughes doin :lol: ?????

I'm here Tango,
Since I started this new job I can only get on here weekends.
So what you been up to ?
You went AWOL for a few days, we thought you had crashed down mams for a few days, you naughty git. :lol:

Dont look like I've missed any REAL Banter or gossip. :eusa-think:

I'm out tonight on a Stag Do with a few lads, I've had a verbal warning from Mrs H to be a good boy, as if she needs to tell me :eusa-whistle:

Rumour has it that all the sheep are locking up there lambs :lol:
Last time I did a Stag Do it cost me £80 and a night on a cold plastic mattress at Her Majesty's Pleasure :lol:

Hey CASH......... :lol: PREFERRED Tango over Cash in the film as he had a better car and clothes :lol: You have a nice night and keep in mind the hangover that we old yins get in the morning these days,i was nursing one for an hour this morning because of 0ne glass of white wine Its gut rot but i had ran out of beer :lol: had 6 cans of Bud,AND I aint had any mother house sleep overs of late been in the bad books though last night but sorted her indoors out this morning :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

I was in the same boat m8 when i started my new job a few weeks ago.
But now all my "new" mates are total sheep ringers, i've converted the whole site. :lol:

I got this job over a phone call but have a small interview monday morning but have to bring my tools along at the same time so this deep male chargehand voice told me :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

But now all my "new" mates are total sheep ringers, i've converted the whole site. :lol:

Are you trying to tell us that you have managed to find a group of welsh blokes that weren't already into their sheep ?? Sorry jactac but that is stretching credulity far too far :wave:

 

[Anonymous]

I got this job over a phone call but have a small interview monday morning but have to bring my tools along at the same time so this deep male chargehand voice told me :lol:

Is this more agency work or direct jassy ? All the best for Monday :beer:

 

[Anonymous]

I got this job over a phone call but have a small interview monday morning but have to bring my tools along at the same time so this deep male chargehand voice told me :lol:

Is this more agency work or direct jassy ? All the best for Monday :beer:

temp agency crap :thumbdown: but money for my holidays thats why i am goin to do it
Cheers Ronaldo :thumbup: