The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

it will improve with age,mine was returning 54mpg today on roads back from lincoln today. :dance:

Mine is running at 52mpg but the average for the whole 6K is 47mpg. That wasn't helped by having the engine running for days on end, whilst I downloaded my music onto the hard drive. :thumbdown:

 

[Anonymous]

Well 6K miles on the clock and I love Pearl2 to bits. She is so comfortable and responsive and handles like a dream. The sound system is great and I love nothing more than cranking up the volume and enjoying the RCZ ownership experience. Ave 47mpg for the 6K miles so it doesn't cost much to enjoy her either :thumbup:

i can see you on one of these Men&Motors shows ron guys who have feelings for there cars :lol: TOO MUCH FEELINGS :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Ok I have to say my fellow " banters".

This place is starting to get far too quiet and boreing :sleeping-yellow:

Come on peeps, give me banter, I thrive on the stuff, I crave banter, I need a banter fix, I like to OD on banter, bantering is a way of life.

JASSY SORT YOURSELF OUT MAN, GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT SUNBED IT'S SHRIVELLING UP YOUR BRAIN ALONG WITH YOUR DINGLY DANGLIES
RON THIS ALSO APPLIES TO YOU, DROP A FEW OF THOSE HAPPY PILLS OF YOURS AND GET BACK IN THE SWING

If you dont wise up I'm gonna sneak some TT people in through the back door, and as you know they definitely like a laugh, afterall they bought a bloody TT. :roll:

Right I'm off now to visit another site that I frequent now and then when I'm lonely and frustrated.

FindASheep.com :eusa-whistle:

Aw yer back Part timer :lol: i dont think i will in egypt in march as the guy from the recruitment company has gave me the Spanish Archer he called me on wedesday to tell me of the job and that i would be starting today he said he would call me back to confirm address of site and all of that but never did :eusa-think: And he is welsh in to the bargain Arwyn is his name :lol:

But i shall take it on the chin and move on as everything happens for a reason :thumbup: As for Banter yes this thread has been quiet of late simply because of a self confessed sheep shagger has been too busy Watchin Sheep drivin Audi TT's:lol: :lol: :lol: and so has "Jassy Tan Man GEES A JOB YOSER HUGHES" :lol: :lol: and Sir Ron has been too busy makin lurv too his Moet Arched RCZ :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

1100 posts catchin up on ya jactac :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Moet Arched RCZ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Have to say I haven't seen a Moet Arched RCZs as yet, they must be a rare beast. Apart from white what other body colours do you think would go with Moet spec arches? :ugeek:

 

[Anonymous]

Jassy.
The colour thing has been a long standing bit of banter on this forum. The old white is right, was a punch line that I have used in the past. Bee knows me well enough to know that it is all said tongue in cheek. :wtf:

 

[Anonymous]

Have to say I haven't seen a Moet Arched RCZs as yet, they must be a rare beast. Apart from white what other body colours do you think would go with Moet spec arches? :ugeek:

I reckon they would suit Amber Red. Bee may test out my theory and let us know what he thinks :sleeping-yellow:

 

[Anonymous]

Mr Ron, i agree there that the "Hairdresser Arches" would look nice on Amber Red.
In fact and this is just my personal opinion, i think they would look nicer on Amber Red than white.

Oh god hope i havent started the "colour war" off again, i'm only just getting over the last battle.

WHICH I WON...................................................... :lol:


Ps,
On the subject of arches, when i took my car in for the paint work the other day there was a customers RCZ parked up having both roof arches looked at due to "pitting", they looked bloody awful, a bit like when an alloy wheel starts to pit. :thumbdown:

Dont fret Ronald they were "standard" arches, but its still a bit of a concern that this could occur. I always put a bit of wax on mine just for a bit of protection.

 

[Anonymous]

Hey Jass,
If your looking for work we could use someone down here to tame the "ladies".
They get awful lonely up on the hills this time of year. :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

"the recruitment company has gave me the Spanish Archer" What is a Spanish Archer ?

 

[Anonymous]

"the recruitment company has gave me the Spanish Archer" What is a Spanish Archer ?

Ron Spanish Archer is another name for ELBOW :lol: get it :lol: The guy promised me the job then never called me back to confirm time and place very unprofessional i think strange as i have had months of communication and praise from him, he gave 2 weeks work and i turned in to 2 months work the recruitment company take about £3-£5 an hour over and above what i get from the client so i have proven my worth.The client i work for has closed the scottish branch of his company so they dont work up here anymore "I WAS DOING REMEDIAL WORKS" so he cant offer me more work but would like too but his company only do south of the border.

January is the worst month for getting a job in my field so hopefully it will pick up in febuary

 

[Anonymous]

Agency work is never very good at this time of year. It was always so for me when I did it as lorry driver. Boom time before Xmas and not a lot after. Then it picked up towards Easter and continued to be good for the rest of the year

 

[Anonymous]

Well today is one of those days of conflicting musical genres. We are off to a jazz evening in Pickering tonight, on the same day as I have purchased my ticket to see Black Stone Cherry and Rival Sons performing at the same venue in Newcastle in March.
I am waiting for my ticket to a music festival to arrive which I am going to slum it at later this year. Really looking forward to three nights under the stars, with loads of live music and lots of real ale all in the same field :beer:

 

[Anonymous]

Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll......................... :lol: Ron i have never ever heard of any the bands you mention in your post as they aint main stream am i correct or are they before my time :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll......................... :lol: Ron i have never ever heard of any the bands you mention in your post as they aint main stream am i correct or are they before my time :lol:

They are current, They are rock bands from USA, They are rather good too. Check em out on youtube. Proper music :thumbup: Jazz band were good too tonight :sleeping-yellow:

 

[Anonymous]

So, come on jactac. You have been there for three days now. What are your comments ? We need to know !!!

 

[Anonymous]

So, come on jactac. You have been there for three days now. What are your comments ? We need to know !!!

HE's on "Dating a sheep direct" now ron :lol: K has abadoned us ron for this dating site :lol: just us 2 Left "STADTLER & WALDORF" :lol: K =kermit :mrgreen: :mrgreen: by the way ron whats the smilie WHISTLE :eusa-whistle: mean as this has escaped me :eusa-think:

 

[Anonymous]

I do not know either what the :eusa-whistle: is supposed to mean

 

[Anonymous]

I do not know either what the :eusa-whistle: is supposed to mean

:lol: is it blow the whistle full time has finished :eusa-think: or is it blow the whistle on someone.......=ie grass someone up or i am whistling because i am so happy :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

missed posting my 1200 post so beverley hills 1202 post will do :lol: