The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

the guy reckons that theres only 1 other repairer in this area that do this type of repair

Does this type of repair or prepared to do this type of repair? Be careful my sheep loving friend, tyres are kinda too important to take a gamble with. £230 for a new one is cheaper than the consequences of a wrong decision at this stage.

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah Ron, i know where your coming from, this guy said it's a "sidewall major repair" and not many places do them due to the time involved and the repairer has to have certificates to show that they can carry out this type of repair.

It's not like a basic "plug & glue" repair, he did start to explain it to me but i was soaking wet and had taken 4 layers of skin off my knuckles trying to jack the car up whilst humouring the "have you got a puncture" guy, so i wasnt really in the listening and learning mood.

I'll be asking all the techy stuff when i go back for the wheel, in fact i may even get him to swap the repaired tyre for my new spare.

 

[Anonymous]

Has it been raining ? We haven't had any. At least you had a jack and spare. I just had the AA who didn't want to know unless I paid a fortune to get their attention. Marcus be praised :clap:

 

[Anonymous]

Oh well the tyre couldnt be repaired afterall, the nail had gone in and bent back around on itself and returned back through the tyre, basicaly causing two holes very close to each other.

So i'm picking up a new tyre today, £200 for a Continental all inclusive, best price i could find.

Anyway wheres that bronzed medallion man jassy these days ?

 

[Anonymous]

Oh well the tyre couldnt be repaired afterall, the nail had gone in and bent back around on itself and returned back through the tyre, basicaly causing two holes very close to each other.

So i'm picking up a new tyre today, £200 for a Continental all inclusive, best price i could find.

Anyway wheres that bronzed medallion man jassy these days ?

Jassy is here :thumbup: £200 is a good price jactac the cheapest i have seen on the net was £215 fitted and its bad luck you havin to replace a tyre :thumbdown: i got a nail in one my rear tyres a few months ago in a jet wash believe it or not just up the road from me and it was only when i got back into my DOWNWARD FACING DRIVEWAY :lol: that i noticed the slow puncture but i it got repaired for £20 kwik fit :thumbup:

As for me i aint been feeling that great as i was sick as hell at new year after the bells violently and i am still recovering my ulcer playing up :eusa-think: wonder why :lol: red frickin wine thats why(TOO MUCH) :lol:

i am on a mission again trying to get another holiday for the end of febuary is Sharm El Sheik playing catch up from the divorce years :lol:

Will hopefully be starting a new contract soon as this one is nearly at a end and they have been very pleased with my work this one is a 6/7 month contract and should be great earner......Audi A5 COUPE TFSI SPORTLINE COMING AT YA or even a asphalt if they are still available the 156 bhp aint for me

anyway if Mr jactac fell oot a windy he would fall up the way with loads a dosh+plus a new job what you been up te :lol: :lol: and also STIFF UPPER LIPPED I am so in love with my rcz if i could get my rcz into bed with me and the Mrs i would Sir Ron :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Ps i got a better tan in the winter in 24 degrees than i did in the summer in egypt. As i cant sit out too long in 45 degrees Summer heat but the mrs she can Jammy Cow :lol: :lol:

 

[RCZ1]

How's your new job going Jactac?

 

[Anonymous]

anyway if Mr jactac fell oot a windy he would fall up the way with loads a dosh+plus a new job what you been up te :lol: :lol: and also STIFF UPPER LIPPED I am so in love with my rcz if i could get my rcz into bed with me and the Mrs i would Sir Ron :lol: :lol:

You will need to translate this in order for me to be able to answer. Cos I ain't got a clue what the question is.

 

[Anonymous]

anyway if Mr jactac fell oot a windy he would fall up the way with loads a dosh+plus a new job what you been up te :lol: :lol: and also STIFF UPPER LIPPED I am so in love with my rcz if i could get my rcz into bed with me and the Mrs i would Sir Ron :lol: :lol:

You will need to translate this in order for me to be able to answer. Cos I ain't got a clue what the question is.

Exactly Ron i just asked in banter mode how you 2 were doing but i know you knew this :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Exactly Ron i just asked in banter mode how you 2 were doing but i know you knew this :lol:

You are giving me far too much credit jassy. Genuinely I still cannot see from the original post what you was getting at and still can't. but thanks to the translation I can answer that all is well in our household. I had a stage 3 grievance meeting yesterday with some top people in our organisation and I feel that I represented myself rather well and am expecting a rewarding outcome. Three of them and me. Glad I wasn't paying the collective wage bill of the people in that room !

 

[Anonymous]

How's your new job going Jactac?

Have'nt started yet K, 23rd of this month is the big day.

Basicaly i'm just chilling out for a month.

 

[Anonymous]

Jassy,
Sorry to hear your not feeling to good m8, what you need is a holiday, afterall you havent had one for at least, ummmmmm a month :lol:

You do more flying than a bloody crow :lol:

Next time your out and about in the desert try a real camel instead of the "learner starter" version. :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Jactac sadly i aint been near a camel the closes i have come 2 one was smoking the fags :lol: but i should really take in some excursions when in egypt the mrs avril has been to to luxor and the pyramids and allsorts,my life is mundane and i have no social life :lol: so all i do now is save and live for my holidays then i socialise

 

[Anonymous]

Ok I have to say my fellow " banters".

This place is starting to get far too quiet and boreing :sleeping-yellow:

Come on peeps, give me banter, I thrive on the stuff, I crave banter, I need a banter fix, I like to OD on banter, bantering is a way of life.

JASSY SORT YOURSELF OUT MAN, GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT SUNBED IT'S SHRIVELLING UP YOUR BRAIN ALONG WITH YOUR DINGLY DANGLIES
RON THIS ALSO APPLIES TO YOU, DROP A FEW OF THOSE HAPPY PILLS OF YOURS AND GET BACK IN THE SWING

If you dont wise up I'm gonna sneak some TT people in through the back door, and as you know they definitely like a laugh, afterall they bought a bloody TT. :roll:

Right I'm off now to visit another site that I frequent now and then when I'm lonely and frustrated.

FindASheep.com :eusa-whistle:

 

[Anonymous]

If you dont wise up I'm gonna sneak some TT people in through the back door, and as you know they definitely like a laugh, afterall they bought a bloody TT. :roll:

Right I'm off now to visit another site that I frequent now and then when I'm lonely and frustrated.

HA HA HA .......... oops sorry, forgot this is a men only room........

 

[Anonymous]

I'm gonna sneak some TT people into my back door......

:wtf:

 

[Anonymous]

I'm gonna sneak some TT people into my back door......

:wtf:

Jeez, my pure unblemished mind didn't even notice THAT bit!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Jeez, my pure unblemished mind didn't even notice THAT bit!!!!

That may be the reason why it is a "men only room" Donna :wave:

 

[Anonymous]

Well 6K miles on the clock and I love Pearl2 to bits. She is so comfortable and responsive and handles like a dream. The sound system is great and I love nothing more than cranking up the volume and enjoying the RCZ ownership experience. Ave 47mpg for the 6K miles so it doesn't cost much to enjoy her either :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

it will improve with age,mine was returning 54mpg today on roads back from lincoln today. :dance: