The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

Just remember buddy that your 1000'th post must be something special.
you got 20 days and 42 posts to work on it. :lol:

Calm down, let it flow, :crazy: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Just remember buddy that your 1000'th post must be something special.
you got 20 days and 42 posts to work on it. :lol:

Calm down, let it flow, :crazy: :lol:

SHEER CLASS MATE THE BEST YET STILL LAUGHIN 10 MINUTES AFTER READING IT........... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: BUT WERE IS ME TAN???? :eusa-think: As of thursday i am off to sunny frickin sharm el sheik All inc 5 STAR FOR 7DAYS :lol: so will get me tan back :lol: :lol: so thats 7 days off my 20 :wtf: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Ah the joys................boys :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

maybe i will post my 1000th post from the computer suite at the hotel in egypt :eusa-think: :eusa-think: :lol: :lol: :lol: that would that special enough for mr jactac :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

maybe i will post my 1000th post from the computer suite at the hotel in egypt :eusa-think: :eusa-think: :lol: :lol: :lol: that would that special enough for mr jactac :lol:

If it is for jaccy taccy it aint for me. You have worked so hard to achieve this target, so make the effort worth while :!:

 

[Anonymous]

maybe i will post my 1000th post from the computer suite at the hotel in egypt :eusa-think: :eusa-think: :lol: :lol: :lol: that would that special enough for mr jactac :lol:

If it is for jaccy taccy it aint for me. You have worked so hard to achieve this target, so make the effort worth while :!:

1114 Sir Ron you have been busy i will make my 1000th post on Xmas Eve :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Hey Jassy have a great time on hols dont go mad on the tan m8 .

look what happened to RON :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

OMG !

 

[Anonymous]

Haha class

 

[Anonymous]

jactac. Mrs H promised me faithfully that she would pride that photograph and not let it out of her hands. Have you been rivalling her drawers again? She was very impressed with my lilly white botty. Apparently she is fed up with your tanned posterior, she told me that your little delicate parts get over exposed to the suns rays during your courtship of the freshly fleeced :clap:

 

[Anonymous]

Ron,
She is so proud of that pert derrière that it just had to be shown off. Theres more hair on there than your lip. :lol:
What amazes me is how you fit it into the seat of an RCZ. :eusa-think: :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

All right lads howzit hanging tan man is back on the banter thread nowt been going since i left for sunny sharm el sheik here is a photo me in the pool with my jensen button bunnet on and my Sir elton Ron shades on..................... :lol: :lol: the photos tiny but hey ho

 

[Anonymous]

TINY!!! You are not kidding it's tiny. May has well be naked women in the shot. Cos no one would know

 

[Anonymous]

TINY!!! You are not kidding it's tiny. May has well be naked women in the shot. Cos no one would know

nae naked women in egypt ron if they tried even to go topless the egyptian go mad :evil: being a muslim country anyway howz that implant in your wrist helping you stent is it not??

 

[Anonymous]

me again just to get another post :lol: it was in a heated pool along side the huge other pools they were baltic as i found out to my detriment as did my willy ice,ice baby when playing water polo the ball went out of bounds so to speak into the pool behind the one in the photo i stupidly jumped over and into the other totally empty pool to get the ball only to get brainfreeze and for my meat&2 veg to jump up and back into my pelvis :lol: :lol: luckily enough i wasnt wearing Speedos :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

anyway howz that implant in your wrist helping you stent is it not??

The stent is doing it's job rather well. It was implanted into one of my coronary arteries and they accessed it via my wrist. Last time it was via the groin, which took longer to heal up!

 

[Anonymous]

anyway howz that implant in your wrist helping you stent is it not??

The stent is doing it's job rather well. It was implanted into one of my coronary arteries and they accessed it via my wrist. Last time it was via the groin, which took longer to heal up!

as long as its doing its job :thumbup: then thats fine and dandy

 

[Anonymous]

Good to see you back buddy, hope you enjoyed and didnt spend too much on prezzies for me, then again your Scottish so I wont hold my breath. :lol:

So anyway because your "meat n 2 veg" are a bit frozen I've bought you this for xmas. They're all the rage here in the valleys. :lol:
As you can see from the other pic us boyos just love a good night out with their "mates" :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Good to see you back buddy, hope you enjoyed and didnt spend too much on prezzies for me, then again your Scottish so I wont hold my breath. :lol:

So anyway because your "meat n 2 veg" are a bit frozen I've bought you this for xmas. They're all the rage here in the valleys. :lol:
As you can see from the other pic us boyos just love a good night out with their "mates" :lol: :lol:

As usual you never fail top dog :lol: we spent more money than we did on the 2 weeks holiday in sharm el sheik her indoors getting toe nails done beautifying massages so she told me it was :lol: duty free cigarettes,perfume aftershave FAKE GHD,S.....ETC it was great mate 26 degrees every day then come back to minus 3 degrees :thumbdown: going back to sharm el sheik in the summer all going well that is

Did you the inner sill painted yet???

 

[Anonymous]

Car was booked in for the the sill this wednesday but i decided to leave it until after xmas, i didnt want them rushing it as they shut for xmas on friday and service manager said "do it quickly so that its done by friday" !

Umm no thanks i'll wait.

I've always fancied sharm el sheik, maybe give it a go next year, IF I STILL GOTTA JOB :lol: