The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

They mentioned this 5s thing, i just smiled and asked to be excused as they one eyed monster needed, Sorting out, Shining, Set straight, and finaly Sustain it'self.
Thats only 4s the other S I left on the floor for them to put yellow tape around. :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

They mentioned this 5s thing, i just smiled and asked to be excused as they one eyed monster needed, Sorting out, Shining, Set straight, and finaly Sustain it'self.
Thats only 4s the other S I left on the floor for them to put yellow tape around. :thumbup:

Nutter................... :lol: :lol: :lol: i think you would need to alter your personality somewhat to fit into the GUNG HO welsh samurai mentality :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Heineken call it TPM Total Productive Management

 

[Anonymous]

Heineken also in the TPM thing have the 5 Y's so it's not just the nips :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Heineken also in the TPM thing have the 5 Y's so it's not just the nips :thumbup:

TPM is another name for it in production plants

 

[Anonymous]

:beer: .................................................................................800 posts perv bhoyo 200 to go for xmas day :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Ok, so I have scored a few brownie points :thumbup: Was left alone to spend the day detailing Pearl2. But as my bestest has gone into Leeds with her mother for the day, I spent the time on her car instead :wtf: Pearl2 remains unbelievably mucky after being driven down dirty country lanes. Or in Bee's case A roads. :lol: I discovered that the door mrrors on the Beetle have a tendency to drip too :thumbdown: So it is not just our beloved RCZ's. So Jassy now we know it is not just a pug thing how about you telling us what car is equal to your status in life? For me I am very proud and pleased to have been able to afford Pearl2 but we all know the RCZ is a come down and I suspect an embarrassment to you so what should you have in life was as fair to you as it should have been?

 

[Anonymous]

Ok, so I have scored a few brownie points :thumbup: Was left alone to spend the day detailing Pearl2. But as my bestest has gone into Leeds with her mother for the day, I spent the time on her car instead :wtf: Pearl2 remains unbelievably mucky after being driven down dirty country lanes. Or in Bee's case A roads. :lol: I discovered that the door mrrors on the Beetle have a tendency to drip too :thumbdown: So it is not just our beloved RCZ's. So Jassy now we know it is not just a pug thing how about you telling us what car is equal to your status in life? For me I am very proud and pleased to have been able to afford Pearl2 but we all know the RCZ is a come down and I suspect an embarrassment to you so what should you have in life was as fair to you as it should have been?

my grande punto door mirrors were the same Sir Ron always water coming from even hours after washing its always the same when they are attached to the door sides instead of the front of the A PILLAR like my last car no leaks.as for the rcz it is good enough for me just not :thumbup: the 156gt.i am actually going to contact the leasing company after the new year for a swap/upgrade maybe an asphalt??? the engine power is not enough for me thats a bit embarrasing and i am used to having the best model in range just like you :lol:
i probably like this forum better than the car............ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh and i forgot :eusa-think: i got my car back this morning with an added 32 miles on it tut,tut hardies of stirling and the inside was all marked. Scuff my door bin again HARDIES OF STIRLING and YOU will replace it :twisted: I ALSO GOT MY 4 WINDOWS TINTED rather chuffed WHY ...............it was something to do :lol: and it really sets the rcz silhouette off rather nicely and makes the car look WHITER :lol: :lol: IT WAS ONLY £80 :thumbup: EXTREMETINTS in glasgow THANK EUAN :thumbup: he even took a photo of the car for his web page :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

I do not understand why you spend so much money on somebody else's car? You have the GT which is the best model.

 

[Anonymous]

I do not understand why you spend so much money on somebody else's car? You have the GT which is the best model.

i dont do nowt else mate its my hobby my car i know its daft but while i have its mine :thumbup: your lucky to even clean a car today :thumbup: its a PERFECT STORM UP HERE IN GLASGOW AND HAS BEEN SINCE THURSDAY it was blowing the wee 107 about something about awfull that i had as a courtesy car :lol: :lol:

the GT aint the best unless you spec it up like PEARL2 MATE i want an asphalt or an audi a5 TFSI coupe s line with 20"s on it :lol: :lol: its just the way i am bit like you the best :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Well jassy, It has cost me a small fortune in depreciation, by buying top of the range then having every extra available added to it. Cos at chopping in time they add nothing extra for the £6k or so extra that I'd forked out. Enough is enough, so whilst you will be running around in god knows what, I hope to still be enjoying a Mk1 original classic RCZ. But if not it'll have to be a higher spec car that encompasses all the features that I want without having them as extras :beer:

 

[Anonymous]

Well jassy, It has cost me a small fortune in depreciation, by buying top of the range then having every extra available added to it. Cos at chopping in time they add nothing extra for the £6k or so extra that I'd forked out. Enough is enough, so whilst you will be running around in god knows what, I hope to still be enjoying a Mk1 original classic RCZ. But if not it'll have to be a higher spec car that encompasses all the features that I want without having them as extras :beer:

SIR RON YOU DONT NEED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE YOU HAVE GOT IT ALL :thumbup: .............all singing&dancing apart from the derv :lol: but i think you will go down in rcz history for 2011/2012 AND in the anals of rcz history given vat is at 20% Cameron bastared :thumbdown: for the most expensive RCZ ever :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Mr JACTAC yozza Hughes :lol: is either TOO BUSY IN A SWINGERS CLUB OR A WIFE SWAPPING CLUB TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE BANTER THREAD AS OF LATE



LUCKY BANDIT :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

The derv is what makes the car. I'm fat and old and too lazy to change down to overtake, with the extra torque of the derv engine I don't have to bother, foot down and I'm gone.

 

[Anonymous]

With a bit of luck he is off looking for digs in Leominster

 

[Anonymous]

With a bit of luck he is off looking for digs in Leominster

AYE KICK UP THAT SHEEP S******g.........................ASS HE NEEDS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: BUT HE IS MY BUDDY AND SO ARE YOU SIR RON IN A DERV CHAMPAGNE SORT OF WAY :lol: :lol: :lol:


OH sorry ng4 sort of way aswell

 

[Anonymous]

OH sorry ng4 sort of way aswell

NG4 is a must for me. Believe me with my recall issues, I would not find my way home without my NG4 :arrow: Oh ye and she is called Sattea. :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Mr JACTAC yozza Hughes :lol: is either TOO BUSY IN A SWINGERS CLUB OR A WIFE SWAPPING CLUB TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE BANTER THREAD AS OF LATE



LUCKY BANDIT :lol: :lol: :lol:

Im still here buddy.
I've been working all weekend, basicaly doing the planned shut down, it will be completed over the next 3 weeks.
I have another interview this morning with Pirelli Cables, not really sure what the position is, i just sent off a CV and they invited me up for an interview. :eusa-think:

I've seen those women in the Pirreli cat suites at the Formula One meets so maybe they are looking for a hairy legged crossing dressing taff to do some modelling :lol:

Catcha later fools, i gotta get my hair and make up sorted

 

[Anonymous]

Good luck jactac. Give it your best shot

 

[Anonymous]

Whilst jactac has been booted and suited and denying all knowledge of sheep, I have washed and waxed Pearl2. Just as I was finishing her off the Postie arrived. He said that Pearl2 was the best looking car on his round and went on to say that I have had some good ones over the years but this is the best. How chuffed was I? He didn't need to say that. Mind you I know he has good taste, because he flirts outrageously with the Mrs when they meet :beer: