The Banter Thread

[Anonymous]

oh jeez - I thought this was a BANTER thread ....... glad I'm not reading this on a Monday :eusa-whistle: Hope everything works out for you Ron and Jactac.

Its ok D, normal service will resume shortly.
I'm not suicidal just yet.

I'm doing what Ron suggested, "bathe and Chill"

that looks like sir elton ron in his hey day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Bathe & chill out :lol:

Ron my good fella, if i up my stress levels any more with 16hr+ days and nights i will be on that ward laying next to you.

Oh jactac..... I had know idea you cared for me in that way. If only you didn't visit Dolly so frequently, then you may have stood a chance

 

[Anonymous]

Hey Ron,
we could kill two birds with one stone, i'm after a job and you need your ticker sorting out, so i just looked on the jobcenter plus website and found this.

I'm pretty good with my hands, it's the eyeballs i have probs with but dont worry, once i'm done with you you'll be like a new man

 

[Anonymous]

Ok lads n lass's,

i gotta luv u and leave u,
Mrs H has worked on and i promised to make the tea.

God help the dear lady , i cook a wicked sprout and nice chips, so its "sprouts "N" chips" all round. :crazy:

Times are hard after all, :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Hey Ron,
we could kill two birds with one stone, i'm after a job and you need your ticker sorting out, so i just looked on the jobcenter plus website and found this.

I'm pretty good with my hands, it's the eyeballs i have probs with but dont worry, once i'm done with you you'll be like a new man

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: JACTAC YOU FORGOT TO PAINT IN THEM BOLLINGER ARCHES :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Should we tell Donna that it is save for her to drop in again ??? Hell fire jactac..... I laughed so much at your last two pictures and laughed so much that I nearly had a hernia. But your good with your hands, you said :eusa-think:

 

[Anonymous]

Jassy mate,

Its not the arches he needs to worry about, its those pearly bloody gates. :shock:

Only kidding Ron, calm down and breath .
In out in out, NOT TO FAST FOR GODS SAKE . :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

catcha later lads,
the sprouts are burning. :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

i would like to try something with less stress more money and great company cars.

Ummmm, let me think now, oh i got it, :lol: :lol: :lol:

I bet you know what i'm thinking.

Trust me you wouldn't..... Ron & I could probably compare notes on medication for high blood pressure :eusa-think:

Ok the cars not bad..... :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Should we tell Donna that it is save for her to drop in again ??? Hell fire jactac..... I laughed so much at your last two pictures and laughed so much that I nearly had a hernia. But your good with your hands, you said :eusa-think:

I'm still here .... and I haven't a f*ckin' clue about half the crap you're writing............ (maybe just aswell!!!)

 

[Anonymous]

I'm still here .... and I haven't a f*ckin' clue about half the crap you're writing............ (maybe just aswell!!!)

Its all in BANTER code . :eusa-whistle: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

I'm still here .... and I haven't a f*ckin' clue about half the crap you're writing............ (maybe just aswell!!!)

Oh Donna (They wrote a song about that didn't they?) anyway Donna, we are like old wife's we keep harking back to the past and what has been said previously. You must be used to that sort of conversation? The banter thread is just old men imitating life :beer:

 

[Anonymous]

I'm still here .... and I haven't a f*ckin' clue about half the crap you're writing............ (maybe just aswell!!!)

Oh Donna (They wrote a song about that didn't they?) anyway Donna, we are like old wife's we keep harking back to the past and what has been said previously. You must be used to that sort of conversation? The banter thread is just old men imitating life :beer:

dont include me in the old men category :lol: sad maybe but definitely not old sir elton ron :lol: obviously DONNA took the CREAM PUFF with sprout eating jactac......................i thought the staple diet in swansea was cockles :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Cockles and laverbread my good man.

it puts hairs on your toes and turns boys into taffy jacks.

I just took a quick snap of my left foot , you really dont want to see my right one :shock:

 

[Anonymous]

Cockles and laverbread my good man.

it puts hairs on your toes and turns boys into taffy jacks.

I just took a quick snap of my left foot , you really dont want to see my right one :shock:

you on the smirnoff already :lol: BAD BHOYO

 

[Anonymous]

Well my good m8, i've had a tipple or two.

You know me too well :beer: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Well my good m8, i've had a tipple or two.

You know me too well :beer: :lol:

On my fifth or is it sixth can of bud 440ml :lol: ive got bangers and rocket going on all over the shop in the conservatory the pc is as YODA WOULD SAY :lol: i used to enjoy vodka and red bull in my hamilton palace days nightclub by the way in hamilton my home town,i was the TONY MONERO THERE :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: saturday night fever my fav dancing film i know it sounds so gay :lol: :lol: but really jactacy bhoyo things will be okay for ya.......................... i am off to get my 7th :eusa-think: or is it my eigth can i got ten from adsa for £7 :lol: :lol: :lol:

these arent the droids your looking for :lol: :lol: her indoors is doing strictly :thumbdown: :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Well my good m8, i've had a tipple or two.

You know me too well :beer: :lol:

On my fifth or is it sixth can of bud 440ml :lol: ive got bangers and rocket going on all over the shop in the conservatory the pc is as YODA WOULD SAY :lol: i used to enjoy vodka and red bull in my hamilton palace days nightclub by the way in hamilton my home town,i was the TONY MONERO THERE :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: saturday night fever my fav dancing film i know it sounds so gay :lol: :lol: but really jactacy bhoyo things will be okay for ya.......................... i am off to get my 7th :eusa-think: or is it my eigth can i got ten from adsa for £7 :lol: :lol: :lol:

these arent the droids your looking for :lol: :lol: her indoors is doing strictly :thumbdown: :lol: :lol:

No hangover today :lol: but i must stop posting on this thread whilst under the influence :helpme: :lol: because ma patter is cack :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

OH forgot to mention my next modification to the car is coming soon,i am going to get the 4 side windows tinted AUTOTINTS are doing it £160 its nowt too dark but it will improve the aesthetics you would think this car was mine the money i have spent on it.............. :roll: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Last time i was in a vehicle with tinted windows it looked very simular to this, and it cost me exactly half of what your paying mate to look out of those lovely tinted windows, £80 in fact if i remember correctly . :eusa-whistle:

Mrs H still gives me grief over "THAT" night out with the lads. :eusa-think:

She's a strange woman, no sense of humour at all, bit like that judge :? :lol: