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My baubles are not for public discussion :lol: That's actually a candle with a silver lid :D

It's true! If everyone drove round at the same speed as me, I wouldn't have to keep slowing down :eusa-whistle:

Buy that lorry driver a drink :lol:

Competition time :clap: Fill in the blank........... The Audi TT, designed by highly technologically advanced computers, Built by state of the art robots, Driven by _____

I read she had a small tattoo at the top of each leg that read 24/7 and that she was a big fan of the Ronnie Barker series about a greengrocer :eusa-whistle:

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind as it hits an The windscreen of an Audi TT.... "I wish that had been an RCZ" :shock: What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind as it hits the windscreen of an RCZ....... It's arse :lol: :lol:

Hmmmm Taylor Swift :eusa-whistle: :eusa-think: :shock: :oops:

No, he doesn't have any quads :cry:

That same seller has just about every RCZ part you could want ! Here's a link to his items :- http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/caraholicsdav ... 7675.l2562

Best part - the wheels for sure. :eusa-think:

They have tried, and they have failed :eusa-whistle:

Just bought a new TV for the Conservatory. I'm not sure what made us choose this one :eusa-think:

Guy Chatting up a girl in a bar, "so what are you driving?" She says, I've got an Audi TT :wtf: guy replies. "Oh", she says, "are you a hairdresser?" :lol: :lol:

At least no girls had to ask him what car he was driving :lol:

Not sure if that's low enough :shock:

Seen that photo before, and I have to say that I am ashamed of myself because I would love that mod on mine. The wife would hate it, but then she doesn't even like the idea of quads! :wtf:

Before buying the Megane CC, the car I had before the Z, I went to look at a TT. I had always liked them, but never been in one. After sitting in it, both my wife and I said it felt really cramped, and we decided not to even drive it. No point, as we didn't like the interior - wouldn't like...

My local Pug dealer trashed 3 out of 4 of my locking nuts when they last had my car in. They then said I had done it, and I had to pay them £40 to get the old ones off and replace them with a new set. Once the collar has slipped on the locking nut, the whole set has to be replaced. The tricky...

This is not helping chaps................. :eusa-shhh: