So, this guy and his wife decide to take their SMALL son to the zoo in their Z :auto-car:
When they get there, the boy and his mum are looking at the Gorillas when one of them comes over to them and starts playing with himself, the boy looks up and sees this enormous thing hanging between the gorillas legs, and asks his mum what it is. The mum looks very embarrassed and says, oh it's, it's, we'll, it's nothing, go and ask your dad.
So the boy walks over and says, dad, what's that hanging between that gorillas legs?
The dad looks and says, we'll, it's, err, go and ask your mum. I asked mum, says the boy, and she said it was nothing.
His dad replies, we'll, she's been spoiled. :lol: