What can you do with your retractable spoiler?

[renegade79]

After seeing this advert for the Audi A7 cleverly Deploying its spoiler I would like to beg the question: what would you like to do with your restractable spoiler? :lol:

http://youtu.be/Rnw-KSvEwjI

 

[Abzynthe]

I saw it on tv. I thought it was quite funny... maybe we should have a competition lol.

 

[renegade79]

absolutely!! see who can up with the best trick utilising their spoiler......

 

[Anonymous]

I'm just saying!
http://www.wheels24.co.za/News/General_ ... t-20111206

 

[Anonymous]

to the first person who can get the spoiler to unclip a bra :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

Carefully fold a banner down the centre and attach bottom to car and top to edge of spoiler - what it says is up to you! ;-
Stuff the area with chaff to get away from pesky radar lock missiles...just don't drive above 52mph before you need it...
Pretend you are the red arrows by stashing smoke cannisters with the pins tied to the spoiler?

 

[Abzynthe]

Carefully fold a banner down the centre and attach bottom to car and top to edge of spoiler - what it says is up to you! ;-
Stuff the area with chaff to get away from pesky radar lock missiles...just don't drive above 52mph before you need it...
Pretend you are the red arrows by stashing smoke cannisters with the pins tied to the spoiler?

Something like this

 

[renegade79]

I'm just saying!
http://www.wheels24.co.za/News/General_ ... t-20111206

that article was probably written by a woman who's boyfriend was more interested in his citroen saxo than her!!

 

[renegade79]

i'm thinking that i'd like a james bond type smoke screen attached to my spoiler, and whenever the next idiot in a white van tailgates me, i floor it and the spoiler rises to a canon spraying black smoke!!

https://www.google.ie/search?q=james+bo ... B500%3B375