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- When thinking of your car you think of "her".
- You've never heart of "Detailing" before but are an expert now....4 weeks BEFORE your RCZ gets delivered.
- When Jack Bauer shouts "We need to blow up this door with some C4" on TV you don't think of the explosives but of your last Gtechniq order.
- You always keep twice the safety distance not because it's saver but to avoid stone chips.
- To avoid door dings while shopping at the mall, you always park your car at the most distant parking lot...sometimes one village away from the mall.
- You seriously consider to install a webcam on your car to verify that stage one spoiler deployment actually works.
- You're sometimes late at work because you wait until it stops raining.
- You tell the officer that you just wanted to test stage 2 spoiler deployment.
- When you're late from work and your other half suspects you're having a lover you don't deny because this is much easier to explain than washing and detailing your car for 2 hours...each day!
- You have a photo of your car in your wallet.
- During a divorce, you don't fight for your house or the children as long as you can keep the car.
- You look back when you're leaving the car as long as she's in sight, and sometimes even go back to see her again...twice!
- You start to hate birds, insects, dust, water, mud, rain and about everything else which might desecrate your freshly detailed car.
- You watch Jennifer Lopez' sexy derriere and think "Wow, almost like my car"
- You're a member of http://www.peugeotrczforum.co.uk
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