Weather Warning - High Winds!

[2retro]

Ouch! Slightly more of a dip in the roofline now...!

 

[Plecodoras]

Yes but look how well those arches support the tree !!!
Ohh is got xenon's can I have em.?

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[stewartwillsher]

And "Pedro the wood", who is just down the road from us, with his gang, would reduce that mess to half metre split logs for the fire quicker than you could say "Hey, there's a tree down, across the road." :thumbup:

 

[neilgsxr69]

Now that’s taking modification too far!

Looks like an asphalt, they’re getting rarer by the minute :crazy:

 

[Verminator]

Now there's a word of warning don't park near the trees even if there's bigger parking spaces and as we all know we park our RCZ s away from the other cars and then this happens don't panic about a little sap off the tree when you return to see this :!:

 

[DKZ5745]

The police :law-policered: suspect this was a deliberate act, they are looking for tree fellers :eusa-whistle:

 

[DKZ5745]

I reckon they might have been part of a splinter group :wtf:

 

[DKZ5745]

The owner had been wanting to do some mods, and had said he wanted to try to get some wood into the interior :helpme:

 

[DKZ5745]

The cops :law-policered: were investigating in case it was an insurance job, but the owner said they were barking up the wrong tree :crazy:

 

[DKZ5745]

Apparently, the owner was going to the bank, he was looking for his local branch :sleeping-yellow:

 

[DKZ5745]

The tree timed it wrong, the car that had just gone past was a Nissan Leaf :shock:

 

[DKZ5745]

The RCZ driver was really unlucky, his Sat Nav had taken him down the wrong root

 

[DKZ5745]

The police :law-policered: have now released the drivers name, it was a Mr Tim Burr.

 

[DKZ5745]

The driver had some error codes and was just looking at the log :lol:

 

[stewartwillsher]

OAK ay OAK ay! :crazy:
Incidentally guess what my daughter fLOGS? :?:

 

[DKZ5745]

The driver had just twigged he could be running into problems

 

[stewartwillsher]

ASH enough!!! :wtf:

 

[DKZ5745]

The whiskey has run out, must be time for bed....... I’m here all week :greetings-wavingblue:

 

[stewartwillsher]

Good run! :clap:
Respect to a fellow punner! :thumbup:
Bottoms up! :beer:

 

[stewartwillsher]

The whiskey has run out, must be time for bed....... I’m here all week :greetings-wavingblue:

The one that runs out the quickest is an indicator of something. :eusa-think:
I stock up with Ben Bracken at Lidl, and always think I have enough to next visit; damnit! :x
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