Quiz Question

[Anonymous]

Found on a Web site, re Questions posed to contestants on Quiz shows :

Question: How many Kings named Henry has there been in England ?

Contestant: Well, there was Henry Vlllth.................There was Henry Vth................pause..................... FOUR!


Classic !


Mal

 

[Anonymous]

:lol: Sometimes the stupidity of the human race takes your breath away. I recall a question on "Who wants to be..." where the choice for head of the Church of England included 'Marsupial' and 'Primate' and the contestant (a university graduate, no less) opted for marsupial as she thought it unlikely to be a monkey :lol:.

 

[Anonymous]

Here is another one to blow your mind, (This was a question on an episode of the Richard & Judy Show)

Question: On what street did Sherlock Homes live ?

Contestant :Errrr......................................

Questioner: The clue is; He makes the Bread.

Contestanat: Errrrr...................................

Questioner: Ok, He also Makes cakes.

Contestant: errr......Kipling Street?

(Give me strength)

 

[Anonymous]

:lol: Love 'em, keep them coming :thumbup: .

 

[Anonymous]

Heres another one for you :


From the Daryll Denham, Drive Time Programme on Virgin.

Daryll: In which country would you spen SHEKELS ?

Contestant: errrr..............................Holland !

Daryll: No No, Try the next letter of the Alphabet.

Contestant: errrrr.....................Iceland !....................... errrr Ireland !

Daryll: I,m sorry its a bad line, Did you say ISRAEL ?

Contestant: No.

 

[Anonymous]

I know I shouldn't be reading the forum at WORK (!) but that's set me up for the day :thumbup: