'Always look on the Bright side of life'

[Anonymous]

Just a few 'funnies' to make you smile:

The grim reaper called on a good friend last night, but he beat him off with a Vacuum Cleaner..............................................................
'Talk about Dyson with death !'

Did you here about the fat, alcoholic transvestite ?
All he wanted to do was Eat, Drink & be Mary.

My Neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning.....................Can you believe that.......It was just as well I was still up playing my drums.

Have a nice day folks

 

[Anonymous]

Smile.

 

[RCZ1]

Like those - keep em coming :thumbup:

 

[Anonymous]

:clap: :thumbup: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who sat by the fire......and melted !

 

[Anonymous]

I woke up this morning and saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the end of my bed......first I was afraid, then I was petrified....

 

[Anonymous]

Did you hear that theives broke into the Toilet Assembly plant and stole all the toilet seats?!
Police say they have nothing to go on...

How about the theft at the pencil factory? Some one stole all the tips of the pencils! How crazy is that?
The Police say that wont continue their investigation as there is no point.

That theft was topped last night by theives stealing a truckload of viagra.
The Police have warned to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals.

 

[Anonymous]

I woke up this morning and saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the end of my bed......first I was afraid, then I was petrified....

:lol: Very good